Where's j0ker?????

[zelda]

Now that I'm back I see Nico graciously wrote a summary of last night's posts. I only got to skim through some of them this morning. From what I'm reading so farin the summary I can't say I'm overjoyed at some of the behavior that occurred last night.

 

[notsoogood]

Are you going to seriously tell me that you believe his hogwash!!! ROFLMAO!!! Boy, are you gullible.

Glad you're back buddy!

 

[zelda]

No I'm not gullible. I didn't realize you turned over writing the summary to him while I wasn't here. You wouldn't turn it over to someone who wouldn't write it truthfully I do know that.

Back to reading it.

 

[notsoogood]

I did not turn it over to him or anybody else!! There is no summary anymore! That man is a PITA and some day he will pay!!

 

[JerryRM]

It was completely out of control last night, Mary. I tried to maintain some semblance of decency, but I was outnumbered. There wasn't much that I could do !!!

 

[notsoogood]

Jerry, you are as much of a story teller as Nico!! Sheesh!!

 

[zelda]

Sorry for your loss zelda...hope you have a good day otherwise.

Oh..and about last nite...it wasnt my fault...Fudgey attacked me!!!

Yep...I was minding my own business planting my grass when Jerry comes along and said I should just plant dirt. Now knowing a thing or two about dirty subjects, I ask him.. "wouldnt all the dirty little dirts get excited and run off to an orgy together when it rained and all the dirt would wash off the little dirts and they would see each others dirt"?? But Jerry said naw its ok...they will just do some internet shopping...so knowing he is the all knowing wizard around here I got my little shovel and dug up all 1,836,648,992,779 grass seeds I just planted. Well what happened next?? Yep...it rained and all the dirty nakid little dirts (although clean now) all run off and left me with nothing but bedrock!! Well the news travels fast or one of the nakid little dirts tipped them off...but who shows up at my door looking for bedrock??...Yup...Fred and Barney and their whole family!! As I was standing there trying to figure out how to get in Betty's...er..figure out how to get rid of them Ralph comes racing up the yard..(now a quarry..thanks Jerry)....and starts flirting with who he thought was Wilma but it was actually Betty because Ralph watches too much SpongeBob and doesnt know his Schnitzel from a hole in the ground. When Fudgey saw what Ralph was up to she told him if he was so infatuated with Wilma's..umm...boulders...she was going to go get her some rock monster!! All I remember after that was Fudgey's hands flying all over me like a..a..a..well like a monkey!! You could ask Nora but she was busy at the time hiding in a corner having grilled whale chops and tossing me wubs disguised as wubs for Jerry!!

So you see....I was a good boy last night!!!

Hi guys...have a great day!!!!

Thanks for the kind words on the uncle.

Jeryy knows how to plant grass seed and I think it's terrible he told you to dig up all 1,836,648,992,779 grass seeds. I think he was looking for dirt to collect on you. Now you have no grass and anyone can come and dig up dirt on you in your own backyard.

I think Ralph better put TWO feet back in the RW and stop chasing Betty and Wilma. Ralph they are not real women just cartoons. Spongebob isn't real either. It's make believe you know.

Fudge I don't know what's happening to you and I'm a little appalled to say the least. We need to talk.

Congrats on harpooning that whale for grilled whale steaks Nora. I knew you'd like harpooning once you started. But if you keep throwing "wubs" around at the rate you're going you're heading for serious trouble. 8-o

Finally yes Nico I believe you were "good" last night. I know what Fudge and Nora are like together without me to keep them in line.

 

[JerryRM]

Did you do something today, or just hang around on the computer ????

 

[notsoogood]

Are you talking to me Jerry??? I did what I wanted to do! Both on and off the computer. Shopping and computering and wave watching!! We leave tomorrow morning.....I miss my doggie.

And Zelda was out of the loop too long......she's delusional!!

 

[JerryRM]

Are you talking to me Jerry??? I did what I wanted to do! Both on and off the computer. Shopping and computering and wave watching!! We leave tomorrow morning.....I miss my doggie.

And Zelda was out of the loop too long......she's delusional!!

Oh oh, I think I made another enemy !!!!!!

 

[notsoogood]

Oh oh, I think I made another enemy !!!!!!

What the heck are you talking about??? You're my sweetie!!

Bruce is picking on me!!!

 

[JerryRM]

What the heck are you talking about??? You're my sweetie!!

Bruce is picking on me!!!

Well....tell him to stop picking on you.

I'm going for a walk, catch you guys later. CUL RM

 

[notsoogood]

See you later Jerry. And he's having too much fun!

He says it's your turn.

 

[JerryRM]

It's my turn to pick on you, or for him to pick on me ???

 

[notsoogood]

For you to pick on me. LOL

 

[zelda]

Are you talking to me Jerry??? I did what I wanted to do! Both on and off the computer. Shopping and computering and wave watching!! We leave tomorrow morning.....I miss my doggie.

And Zelda was out of the loop too long......she's delusional!!

Delusional!! I just wrote my comments on the summary a few posts ago and it sounds pretty sensible to me.

 

[zelda]

It was completely out of control last night, Mary. I tried to maintain some semblance of decency, but I was outnumbered. There wasn't much that I could do !!!

I don't call eating popcorn maintaining a semblance of decency.

 

[jojogardener]

guess I missed an interesting night............lol

sorry about your uncle .......

 

[notsoogood]

Hi Jojo. How are you doing sweetie??

 

[jojogardener]

im good ....hows vacation?