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JerryRM

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"No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery."

"A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering."

"A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption."

"A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it."

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."

"I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me."

"If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine ."

"Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too."

"A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.' "

"A backward poet writes inverse."


THAT'S ALL FOLKS !!!!!
 
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classwife

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"No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery."

"A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering."

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption."
:laugh::laugh::laugh:
 

Fudgey

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"No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery."

"A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering."

"A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption."

:facepalm::laugh::laugh:
 
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