

it is like an addiction![]()
I guess we are sinking lower, from orgasm jokes, to knockers and here we go, fart jokes
Blame The Dog
A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.
He has a bad case of gas and really needs to releive some pressure.
Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.
He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there."
The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.
This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he $h!t$ on you."
Ok, what's going on in here???
Went and signed my taxes, got my nails done, picked up my new new glasses (since he messed up on one lens), went to Wally World, went to the hardware store, went to eat, and that was all after taking care of 9 accounts on FB today. Now I'm here!!!
Anyone happy to see me???![]()
rotlmao ....................
why i didnt meet you 31 years ago![]()

Ok, what's going on in here???
Went and signed my taxes, got my nails done, picked up my new new glasses (since he messed up on one lens), went to Wally World, went to the hardware store, went to eat, and that was all after taking care of 9 accounts on FB today. Now I'm here!!!
Anyone happy to see me???![]()
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I am having a ten year old moment...I guess it is better than a senior moment....
Funny euphemisms people use for farts ...
Gravy Pants
Firing Scud Missiles
Turd Honking
Mud Duck
Panty Burps
Pant Stainers
Cut the Cheese
Trouser Cough
K-Fart
Crack Splitters
Turd Tooties
.... Audio
Great Brown Cloud
Exercising the meat nozzle




Well BS....we were right it was sad.....![]()

Aw such a sweet thing to say Lissy!! YAY!! I WAS MISSED!!! W00T!
Now all we need is Mary and Ralph! My other 2 bestest buds!!