Hi Ralph.
Just doing a quick run through before heading out the door. C U all later this afternoon and have a good day.
Where's j0ker?????
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Hi Ralph.
Just doing a quick run through before heading out the door. C U all later this afternoon and have a good day.
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When
asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every
problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on
and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved
and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the
therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to
stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband
watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down
as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This
is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"
"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays ...
I fish."
asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every
problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on
and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved
and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the
therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to
stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband
watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down
as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This
is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"
"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays ...
I fish."
Old joke....
A man wanted to become a monk so he went to the monastery and talked to the head monk.
The head monk said, "You must take a vow of silence and can only say two words every three years."
The man agreed and after the first 3 years, the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?"
"Food cold!" the man replied.
Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said "What are your two words?"
"Bed hard!" the man exclaimed.
Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?"
"I quit!" said the man.
"Well," the head monk replied, "I am not surprised. You've been complaining ever since you got here!"
A man wanted to become a monk so he went to the monastery and talked to the head monk.
The head monk said, "You must take a vow of silence and can only say two words every three years."
The man agreed and after the first 3 years, the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?"
"Food cold!" the man replied.
Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said "What are your two words?"
"Bed hard!" the man exclaimed.
Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said, "What are your two words?"
"I quit!" said the man.
"Well," the head monk replied, "I am not surprised. You've been complaining ever since you got here!"
Well hi and bye Fudgey...........have a good evening.
I'm just lurking a lot because I am poohed!!
In fact, I'm going to say night in here.
DLTBBB
I'm just lurking a lot because I am poohed!!
In fact, I'm going to say night in here.
DLTBBB
Perhaps just enough time to throw in a few 'likes'.. heading out myself hermano - Mañana
Good job with the flower Hermano!
Goodnight Fudgey, jj, Ken, Hermano...J0kers!
Goodnight Fudgey, jj, Ken, Hermano...J0kers!
hello J0kers. am i at home ?
Lis, you're here???? I think the rest of the forum must have died and gone to heaven. Long time no see bro.
I missed all three of you last night cause I was working late. Just got home, and now....
Hell. I can out bark that freaking mutt..... I'll probably be hoarse tomorrow though.
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Lis, you're here???? I think the rest of the forum must have died and gone to heaven. Long time no see bro.
I missed all three of you last night cause I was working late. Just got home, and now....
Hell. I can out bark that freaking mutt..... I'll probably be hoarse tomorrow though.
Hello Bro.
yesterday if i dropped 5 posts in general it was a lot,I took my day to be computer work off - Status
