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JerryRM

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Hi Jerry. Good to see you. :)

I do that also. I had this one lady in a very big truck that just wouldn't lay off one morning. I slammed hard on the brakes and then punched it. Her coffee went flying. She was pretty ....... Oh well.
Tough cookies for her, Ralph. There are some real jerks out there. I was stopped at a red light and some jerk wanted me to get out of the way, so he could enter a side street. He was yelling and swearing at me. The thing was that I wasn't blocking the street, he could just go behind me, to enter it, but noooooooo, he wanted me to jump the light, so he could just go straight into the street, without having to turn. What an .......
 

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Hi Jerry. Good to see you. :)

I do that also. I had this one lady in a very big truck that just wouldn't lay off one morning. I slammed hard on the brakes and then punched it. Her coffee went flying. She was pretty ....... Oh well.

That was YOU in front of me!!!:glare: You owe me a cup of coffee buster.:glare:

(I'm jumping in and out btw).
 

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Tough cookies for her, Ralph. There are some real jerks out there. I was stopped at a red light and some jerk wanted me to get out of the way, so he could enter a side street. He was yelling and swearing at me. The thing was that I wasn't blocking the street, he could just go behind me, to enter it, but noooooooo, he wanted me to jump the light, so he could just go straight into the street, without having to turn. What an .......

I get even. We have a lot of 4 lane streets here (two each way). If I see some anxious maniac behind me sometimes I just match speed with the guy next to me, alternately slowing down and speeding up. Its fun watching them switch lanes back and forth trying to get around. Yep, I hate tail gaiters.... And those that fall asleep at the arrow only left turns, stranding the rest of us for another cycle of the light..


That was YOU in front of me!!!:glare: You owe me a cup of coffee buster.:glare:

(I'm jumping in and out btw).

Did you ever get the cream and sugar out of the dash? :laugh::p

Hi Z! :) Good to see you here toooooo!
 

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I get even. We have a lot of 4 lane streets here (two each way). If I see some anxious maniac behind me sometimes I just match speed with the guy next to me, alternately slowing down and speeding up. Its fun watching them switch lanes back and forth trying to get around. Yep, I hate tail gaiters.... And those that fall asleep at the arrow only left turns, stranding the rest of us for another cycle of the light..




Did you ever get the cream and sugar out of the dash? :laugh::p

Hi Z! :) Good to see you here toooooo!
I wouldn't budge, Ralph. As he was yelling at me, I pointed out the light to him and I wasn't about to move. He had to go around me to make his turn, yelling and swearing all the way.
 

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He probably would have shot me, Ralph. In all my years of driving, I have never run into a driver as ignorant as he was. :facepalm:

I had one a few months back honking at me. I'm in the right lane, my right turn blinker be blinking. Light is red. Two big signs saying not turn on red. I just pointed at the sign. Still honking. :facepalm: If I had bigger balls I would have got out of the car and asked him what he was honking about. But I might be dead. :laugh:

ETA: Its hard to gauge the size of the Neanderthal in the rear view mirror. :laugh:
 

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.... and so you see, this is why I dont own a gun. Much less carry one. :laugh::laugh:

I carry one in case someone else does :) And when you carry you tend to be a bit more calm :thumb:

Once I had a lady sit through 2 left turn arrows. I got out went up to here - saw she was an older lady and said when the green arrow shows - pointing at the light, then you can turn - she thanked me :facepalm: :laugh: May have been her first encounter - it was quite a while ago but still remember it.
 

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I carry one in case someone else does :) And when you carry you tend to be a bit more calm :thumb:

Once I had a lady sit through 2 left turn arrows. I got out went up to here - saw she was an older lady and said when the green arrow shows - pointing at the light, then you can turn - she thanked me :facepalm: :laugh: May have been her first encounter - it was quite a while ago but still remember it.

Good point Kent. :)

Usually, it's the texters (male and female) and the ones touching up their makeup (male and female) here. I have a lot of respect for the elderly on the road, no matter how frustrating it can get. I think, well good for them, and "Lord, help them get there OK!"
 

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Evening everyone :):) I am here..........and it's Friday!!!!!!!!!
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ps...........moving the DD is still a bad subject :glare:
 

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DH made some new stairs for the pool and hadn't anchored them. They toppled over on DIL. :(

She is going to be bruised and sore tomorrow. :cry:

Oh bummer. :(

Doing well, Ralph, trying to REFUND some years to Father Time. :laugh:

That's good bro. :) ..... If that works, email me the procedure. :laugh:
 
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