Word Play

[AlmightyGod]

chocolate

My overindugence...

 

[ScottB]

texture...

 

[AlmightyGod]

condoms

For Her Pleasure...

 

[whiskey]

carts...............

 

[AlmightyGod]

germicidal


I think you mean cartos...miss vet....

 

[ScottB]

lubricant...


man... how did we get here...?

 

[whiskey]

Oil

No I meant carts Mr AG

 

[AlmightyGod]

follicles


Does the carpet match the drapes?

 

[whiskey]

particles


not at all

 

[AlmightyGod]

sunlight


Didn't think so...

 

[Kevin H]

awakening..

 

[AlmightyGod]

spooky


What exactly is awakening?

 

[ScottB]

eerie

What exactly is awakening?

What usually happens with "normal" humans at sunrise w/ the advent of sunlight as it replaces the darkness and the world spins into solar bombardment and the winds begin, and folks have coffee, and their first nicquid of the day and start the car, and set off to work, after they changed out of their bathrobes (after the shower) and into their work clothes, and put on their 'meet-the-public-face', etc...

or... it could be when someone opens their eyes from a sound sleep

or... it could be (when plural) the name of a movie with Robert DeNiro

or... oh hell... you get the idea...

 

[AlmightyGod]

chilling


When the carpet does match the drapes...

 

[ScottB]

suspenseful


...before you know if the decor matches...

 

[AlmightyGod]

apprehension


If the house hasn't been cleaned...

 

[ScottB]

regret...



...no explanation necessary... sheesh...

again... how did we get here...?

 

[AlmightyGod]

remorse


The morning after...

 

[ScottB]

toothbrush...



...no sense alerting the media & such...

 

[AlmightyGod]

mouthwash


Next to the bed...