Write a vaping haiku

[redbucket]

I'll start!

Yearning for spring skies
Windsheild icy, hands cold, hold
Warm LR atty

 

[Kopfstimmen]

Thick clouds of vapor
obscure the view of my head
to an outsider.

 

[kiwivap]

Wispy white trails rise up
To the blue beyond where dreamers
Watch as I sit and vape

 

[Ray D]

eGos serve well but
Not happy until you join
Cult of Provari

(I suck at haiku)

 

[redbucket]

eGos serve well but
Not happy until you join
Cult of Provari

(I suck at haiku)

If I didn't know what an eGo (as opposed to Ego) and a Provari were, that would be one creepy haiku.

 

[Kropotkin]

Gingerbread vapor,
hot coffee indoors; outdoors
ice rules the hillsides.

 

[DC2]

Clouds of vapor swirl
Cigarettes fade in the mist
One more life is saved

 

[Bosco]

Cravings blow away
On a thick cloud of vapor
Die! Big tobacco

 

[NJC]

Glad i quit the smokes
With smokes i knew when to stop
When do vape breaks stop?

Sandy came along
Electricity went away
Always be prepared

Carto fits this much
I still add more than I need
juice spills on fingers

PG dries me out
What devil created this crap?!
Just stick with VG

I want a Darwin
I cannot find a Darwin
Give me a Darwin!

 

[StereoDreamer]

Mechanical Mods?
Changing attys frequently.
Variable Watts!

Batteries charging.
Liquid in a tank with coils.
Better than smoking...

Provari-V.V?
Variable Watts, Someday?
Provape, hear us now...

We own our own health.
FDA-Our friend, or foe?
We vape--they push drugs...

Search for perfect vape.
Many start with big eGos,
Then move to more watts.

 

[StereoDreamer]

We are activists.
Free from the smoke, we rise now.
Vape for Liberty!

 

[StereoDreamer]

Vapors taste like fruit.
My clothes no longer smell bad.
Grand-daughter hugs me.
"Opa, I love you!"
Are those my tears, or vapor?

(Yes, 5-7-5-5-7 is a valid Haiku form, but an advanced one rarely practiced. Technically it is called "Gogyohka".)

 

[kiwivap]

(Yes, 5-7-5-5-7 is a valid Haiku form, but an advanced one rarely practiced..)

ok.

 

[s14sher]

Freshly filled carto
Trying out a brand new juice
Dry hit, ...

 

[Tiffani]

Had my last "real" cig.
Not sure what I'm doing yet.
Having some fun, though.

 

[Orobas]

I have vape mail.
New devices, C E 3
Where is the needle tip

I don't care if I did it wrong, I'm annoyed.

 

[Orobas]

You son of a goat.
Now I can not put my
Fruit Smoothie in it.

 

[Orobas]

In a rage I howl
Desolation at the sky
Why have you done this

 

[Orobas]

Good thing that I have
The mad skills to rebuild my
Vivi nova heads. ....

 

[bnperry1]

spent thirty dollars
waited for my e-go twist
got here, now i vape