...when you and the mailman are on a first name basis
...when you know when your mail comes down to the very minute
...when you stalk your mailman
...when he just shakes his head no instead of waiting for you to ask if your package arrived
...when you have a box of vaping odds and ends
...when you are vaping O.O
...when you refer to BT as BT
...when you start to hate the FDA