You know you're a vaper when....

[Caffeine7]

Feel free to add to the list.
you sit at breakfast with a co-worker discussing the best vv/vw settings for juices and tanks
the spot in your car that used to hold your pack of smokes and lighter is inhabited by q-tips and napkins for contacts and juice drips
you find yourself here almost every evening
every smoker you see you want to say, try this
you secretly smile when you see cig prices in the store (even when you spend more on toys and juice)
you can't imagine how you lasted so many years with limited flavor choices like regular or menthol when you have x amount of filled tanks with all different flavors

 

[Mushroomie]

Feel free to add to the list.
you sit at breakfast with a co-worker discussing the best vv/vw settings for juices and tanks
the spot in your car that used to hold your pack of smokes and lighter is inhabited by q-tips and napkins for contacts and juice drips
you find yourself here almost every evening
every smoker you see you want to say, try this
you secretly smile when you see cig prices in the store (even when you spend more on toys and juice)
you can't imagine how you lasted so many years with limited flavor choices like regular or menthol when you have x amount of filled tanks with all different flavors

When you go to sleep and you don't wheeze anymore! That's my most favorite thing about vaping!

 

[FlamingoTutu]

You stop trying to light the end of your ecig.

 

[vaperature]

You make a trip to your mailbox instead of the local gas station.

 

[Silent Scream]

You have one of those moments where you have to run unexpectedly, chasing a bus, late for a train, etc, then you stop and wait for the palipations and the need to bend over while you compose yourself. And it doesn't happen.

 

[Danbrooks2k]

You cough a little in the morning but smile because it tastes like kiwi mango bannanna!

 

[Ottotek]

...you don't grab an extra lighter, you grab an extra battery.

...you don't take an extra pack of smokes, you take an extra tank.

 

[vaperature]

You start using your ashtrays as mint dispensers.

 

[Myrany]

You go to the drugstore for cotton balls a nail buffer and nail clippers and none of it will be used as the manufacturer planned.

Cotton balls for wicking
Nail buffer to scuff up contacts on your REO
Nail clippers for trimming wicks

 

[vaperature]

You've misplaced the equivalent of five packs of smokes but who cares, it only costed you three bucks.

 

[ta2dave76]

....you walk out of your vape shop with a 32lb ham....sorry couldnt resist.

....you arent coughing for 15min when you wake up

....the employees at the vape shop ask your opinion on coil setups

....you have the brass Magneto in your shopping cart but keep eyeballin the Atmizoo Roller.....

 

[Broodwich]

You're already late for work, but you turn around and head back home because you forgot your extra batteries.

 

[Talyon]

When u get near to a smoking area, sniff sniff...... Damn that's nasty.

 

[Mark Anthony]

When you know where your device is but can't find your car keys......

 

[Caffeine7]

You grab a couple of extra toothpicks when you're leaving the restaurant for the carto you're going to fill for tomorrow

 

[WillyZee]

you smell fantastic

 

[Liquid9]

Not having to go out in the cold to suck down a cig, instead stay in your nice cozy home.

You are looking out the window for mailman every 5 minutes and are excited like it's Christmas.

Rushing out the door and checking your pockets to make sure you have mod and extra battery.

 

[DKP#]

When you can figure out the amounts to mix 50ml 20mg/ml 50%PG 5% flavor in your head but are unsure how many cups or quarts are in a gallon.

 

[entitynein]

You have to explain to your significant other why you NEED to have various bottom button, side bottom button and top side button mods, because, what if I break one of the important fingers?

 

[vaperature]

You finally find your misplaced bottle of juice after a year and it's not stale, in fact it tastes even better.

The only "butts" in your house are sitting on the couch.