You write the next part:

[boxhead]

Looks You had good time, I ain't cleaning this up because I was invited...

 

[Kay1959]

to a nudist colony and I'm late for the date!

 

[Foxfur]

Upon arriving I suddenly realized that it was no nudist colony, no. It was in fact a leper colony! Instead of shedding my skin I decided to...

 

[Kay1959]

shed my hair, (like a cat) but that causes hairballs, so...

 

[Eddie.Willers]

...after pausing to select a suitable wig, I began my search for...

 

[Foxfur]

my nose. Damned lepers! (shakes fist) Not needing my kleenex any more I tossed them and headed out for...

 

[Eddie.Willers]

some light refreshment. Under normal circumstances, this might consist of...

 

[myxomatosis]

a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 and a roll of quarters. Fearing the worst, he...