Zotz Thief!!

[ckquatt]

Sooo.... I keep all the Zotz that come with my orders in a glass on my tobacco cabinet. I kept noticing my supply dwindling little by little every couple of days so I asked the wife who's been eating my Zotz. She blamed our cat Rasputin who appaerntly steals everything! Takes my change, eats my ice cream, drinks my soda/beer. Problem is I can never catch him!

Well one day last week I was cleaning up the table part of the cabinet where I do all my refilling/reo mantinence etc and put the Zotz glass in the upper cabinet. I came home this afternoon to find even more Zotz gone and this note!!!

My wife swears up and down its Rasputin but it doesnt look like his handwritting! The paw prints is a little off! Im suspecting a forgery!

What do you all think I should do? The glass was almost full two weeks ago!!

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[ElConquistador]

You are in luck, sir! It just so happens that I am a handwriting analyst. I have testified as an expert witness in countless legal proceedings over that past 30 years. I would be happy to take a look at the document in question and render whatever opinion you would like me to for a nominal fee.

 

[GT86]

Dust the note for pawprints or fingerprints. If you find pawprints, probably not much you can do but if you find your wifes fingerprints then I would make her refill the jar and only with official NT Zotz!!!

 

[57chilicat]

That is too funny! My cat's name really is Chili Cat and now I know who to blame at our house!

 

[ReigntheGamer]

Get one of the rookies from the dept to pull off duty security.

 

[Megan Kogijiki Ratchford]

I think a certain framed kitty should be given a 5 pound bag of assorted Zotz for the holidays, then hide it really well....

 

[penguiness]

Sooo.... I keep all the Zotz that come with my orders in a glass on my tobacco cabinet. I kept noticing my supply dwindling little by little every couple of days so I asked the wife who's been eating my Zotz. She blamed our cat Rasputin who appaerntly steals everything! Takes my change, eats my ice cream, drinks my soda/beer. Problem is I can never catch him!

Well one day last week I was cleaning up the table part of the cabinet where I do all my refilling/reo mantinence etc and put the Zotz glass in the upper cabinet. I came home this afternoon to find even more Zotz gone and this note!!!

My wife swears up and down its Rasputin but it doesnt look like his handwritting! The paw prints is a little off! Im suspecting a forgery!

What do you all think I should do? The glass was almost full two weeks ago!!

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Carefully open the Zotz packages and remove the candy. Now, replace with gummy fruit X-Lax.

Problem solved.

 

[Megan Kogijiki Ratchford]

Carefully open the Zotz packages and remove the candy. Now, replace with gummy fruit X-Lax.

Problem solved.

OOOooooo...evil. I love this idea!!!

 

[B2L]

OOOooooo...evil. I love this idea!!!

I'm glad becoming a moderator hasn't stifled your evil instincts

 

[LynnNC]

Carefully open the Zotz packages and remove the candy. Now, replace with gummy fruit X-Lax.

Problem solved.

I love the way you think!! Genius!!

 

[ckquatt]

Carefully open the Zotz packages and remove the candy. Now, replace with gummy fruit X-Lax.

Problem solved.

Excellant idea!! Whoever runs yo the bathroom/litterbox first is the culprit!! Nice!

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[Pictor]

OOOooooo...evil. I love this idea!!!

Wicked!