Oh Good, Finally A Rehab Center For "Vapes Addiction"

[VNeil]

We have that particular movie on videotape. First time I saw it, I laughed my .... off. As if anyone using that substance could be motivated to commit axe murders! They can barely motivate off the cough for the other bag of chips.

I believe it was afficionados of that substance who invented remotes -- no need to get off the couch to change the channel.

Andria

Coming from an FDA near you... stories of crazed vapers and their axes. They've thrown everything else at it, why not that too?

More seriously there is a lot of commonality here, and unfortunately that aspect of making citizens criminals may be in our future...

 

[AndriaD]

And now all are addicted to remotes. If the remote quits the TV is useless, have to get another one.
Is there a treatment program for remote addiction?
Or is it just considered an essential of life now?

Why do you think they invented Universal Remotes? If the dedicated one dies, just get a Universal!

Andria

 

[Robert Cromwell]

I want to know more about addictions to gasoline and wax.

Vehicular Worship?

 

[AndriaD]

Coming from an FDA near you... stories of crazed vapers and their axes. They've thrown everything else at it, why not that too?

More seriously there is a lot of commonality here, and unfortunately that aspect of making citizens criminals may be in our future...

I dunno... Ever see an old movie called Cold Turkey? It's been quite a while since I saw it, and I was pretty young at the time, but I seem to recall something about jonesing smokers rioting... If they aren't aware of the Wrath of Smokers and Former Smokers, I'm thinking they really should be.

I think a lot of vapers share my feelings; they upbraided and lectured and demonized us for DECADES, and now they have the everloving GALL to try and deny us the one thing that has FINALLY worked to get us off the stinkweed? I really think they need to be sleeping with one eye open, if they're really gonna try that.

"FDA... be afraid. Be VERY afraid!"

Andria

 

[Robert Cromwell]

Why do you think they invented Universal Remotes? If the dedicated one dies, just get a Universal!

Andria

They have remotes out there that cost $500!

Imagine children going hungry to satisfy a remote addiction..

 

[Robert Cromwell]

I dunno... Ever see an old movie called Cold Turkey? It's been quite a while since I saw it, and I was pretty young at the time, but I seem to recall something about jonesing smokers rioting... If they aren't aware of the Wrath of Smokers and Former Smokers, I'm thinking they really should be.

I think a lot of vapers share my feelings; they upbraided and lectured and demonized us for DECADES, and now they have the everloving GALL to try and deny us the one thing that has FINALLY worked to get us off the stinkweed? I really think they need to be sleeping with one eye open, if they're really gonna try that.

"FDA... be afraid. Be VERY afraid!"

Andria

My neighbor has some cold turkeys this morning.

 

[sofarsogood]

I believe it's time to start writing vapor jokes. We have arrived.

 

[pennysmalls]

Well damn, one of the things I always point out to anti nicotine commenters in the comments sections of news articles is that there are no re habs for nicotine addiction. Next thing we'll start seeing is news clips about vapers getting busted for selling vape pens on street corners.

 

[sofarsogood]

"FDA... be afraid. Be VERY afraid!"

Political leaders are being asked to clamp down on vaping to appease a fraternity of public health people who have no public health issue, only an ideology. A clamp down will cause trouble, may be a lot of trouble, and to what end? Nobody is getting sick and there is no pot of tax money at the end of the vaping rainbow.

 

[AndriaD]

Political leaders are being asked to clamp down on vaping to appease a fraternity of public health people who have no public health issue, only an ideology. A clamp down will cause trouble, may be a lot of trouble, and to what end? Nobody is getting sick and there is no pot of tax money at the end of the vaping rainbow.

I think when we're referring to the idiot beliefs of idiot public health, we should spell it "idiology". To differentiate it from anything authentic!

Andria

 

[dwcraig1]

My name is Dan and I have tracking OCD

 

[sofarsogood]

The vape addiction web site inspires me. So

1. Does Obamacare cover vaping rehabilitation? (can I get free cigarettes to help cure the vaping addiction?)
2. How do I convince a vaper he needs rehabilitation?
3. How do I avoid relapsing back to vaping after rehab?
4. How do I know if I'm addicted to vaping?
5. Is it a good idea to force someone in to vaping rehab?

Some questions they forgot to ask

1. Is electroshock therapy effective at treating vaping addiction.
2. My libido has increased since I was forced by my vaping addiction to stop smoking. Is there a treatment for this?
3. What programs are available for homeless vapers?

 

[beckdg]

Can you imagine if all of us who have shinyitis on this forum suddenly sought treatment? We would cause them to decide to close down almost immediately.

Count me in then.

Tapatyped

 

[AndriaD]

My name is Dan and I have tracking OCD

Andria

 

[Yiana]

Those bug-eyes will finally pop right outta his head!

Andria

Don't worry. I heard there will be a 3D version so you can get the whole experience!

Made me think of Reever Madness from Serenity.

Sighs...I love Firefly and Serenity.

 

[Robert Cromwell]

I believe it's time to start writing vapor jokes. We have arrived.

man Walks into a vapor store and tells the clerk he is wanting to quit smoking and wants something simple to start with. 1/2 hour later he leaves the store with a DNA 200 mod and a Kayfun 4 with some Efest batteries.

 

[AndriaD]

man Walks into a vapor store and tells the clerk he is wanting to quit smoking and wants something simple to start with. 1/2 hour later he leaves the store with a DNA 200 mod and a Kayfun 4 with some Efest batteries.

Nah, it should be a hybrid mod.

Andria

 

[Robert Cromwell]

Nah, it should be a hybrid mod.

Andria

You done spoiled my second joke about the teen who just wanted to blow clouds.

 

[pennysmalls]

I think Grandma Bessie should get the hybrid mod from the vape shop.

 

[sofarsogood]

Instead of needle exchanges the health authorities are putting USB ports next to park benches so the homeless vapers have places to recharge.