Who should be saved during the zombie apocalypse?

[chrisl317]

I don't listen to Hawkings anyways. He says a black hole destroys data, violating the most fundamental law of physics. You can't create and you can't destroy, you can only change. I say a black hole is nothing more than a galactic back up program that compresses the archive. When all black holes have backed up everything, then only they will exist. Then they'll merge their back ups. Once the data has been verified, they will restore reality back with one big bang of a white spout spewing forth creation.

Hallelujah, brothers and sisters! Can I get an "Amen"?!

 

[BCB]

I'll give you an Amen and raise you a verily I say!

 

[lorikay13]

Amen!!! Amen!!!

where do I send my donation???

 

[DragonVapor]

ah people....we are talking about Stephen Hawking.....probably the ONLY person to possibly be able to figure out time travel. Do you not think that might have some value no matter what the Apocalypse is caused by????

Besides....every good Apocalyptic story needs some kind of challenged person....or a damn cat.....to add drama. I mean we don't want to get too comfortable,right? Someone will always have to be running back to feed and water the sciencey guy who may save us all...risking not only their own life but that of the entire colony to do it.

Well we can use my cat she's great... as for Hawking He is a theoretical physicist... How the devil does that help us with Zombies? CES is a nero-scientist... or we could get Marilyn vos Savant at least she doesn't require batteries

 

[lorikay13]

well Dragon....if we can travel through time....ah....wouldn't that be useful? Or what about creating a teeny,tiny,black hole or other singularity to launch the Zombies into? Plus...there is that cool CG talky thing....seems like it would make an excellent decoy.


yeah...we could like build a cage...like a shark cage...and put Stephen in it....tell him keep typing until we come back for you.

 

[DragonVapor]

well Dragon....if we can travel through time....ah....wouldn't that be useful? Or what about creating a teeny,tiny,black hole or other singularity to launch the Zombies into? Plus...there is that cool CG talky thing....seems like it would make an excellent decoy.


yeah...we could like build a cage...like a shark cage...and put Stephen in it....tell him keep typing until we come back for you.

The trouble with a singularity is it sucks things up it gains more mass and then grows then has more gravity thus sucks in more... and then gains more mass... solar system gone in less then 10 mins....

As for time travel... Dr. Hawking's is quite clear that time travel is theoretically possible IF one can travel faster then the speed of light... however he seems to agree with Einstein on the idea that FTL motion is impossible (current theories on faster then light travel do not involve movement) But assuming one could travel faster then light it would require more energy than can currently be found on the planet... given the fact that power plant failures will start happening very soon after the apocalypse... even if he perfected a method of time travel the resources to use it would no longer be in place...

But I'm all for using him as a decoy...

Am I over thinking this?

 

[chrisl317]

No, not over thinking. Hawkings was great once, but, he just can't seem to think outside of the wheel chair. Now these guys on the other hand is who I'd bet on.











Need I say more?

 

[whynotvap]

ah people....we are talking about Stephen Hawking.....probably the ONLY person to possibly be able to figure out time travel. Do you not think that might have some value no matter what the Apocalypse is caused by????

Maybe but I think I'd rather have a semi-cognizant Einstein if you want to discuss the relative aspects of time travel. More recent investigations into his work is showing a not so shocking possibility that he was altering his research to steer mankind away from certain things. I mean, look at what we did with his (and Szilard!) previous work!

Concern for man and his fate must always form the chief interest of all technical endeavors. Never forget this in the midst of your diagrams and equations.
Albert Einstein

 

[CES]

I'll make sure that the hawking and the cat get fed and watered. One or the other will come in handy. Enstien is a little more difficult. Since they just sliced his brain and mounted it on slides it isn't particularly usefule for our purposes anymore. However, it does allow us to leave a trail of brain slices if we need to lay a trail for the zombies to follow.

 

[chrisl317]

Oh no, you got it wrong! That was Zombie Jesus slicing Einstein's brain.
He was just making Communion Wafers that's all!

 

[chrisl317]

It seems we all aren't really too fond of a lot of people. I thought the "Save List" would be a little longer!

 

[CES]

Limited resources...I'm still thinking about the criteria i want to use to decide who to save. Zombie bait is easy.

 

[Mac]

Save vomitus maximus:

Robert Steven Connett; Dreams & Nightmares

 

[whynotvap]

He sure has progressed these last few years. I like his new stuff. Maybe Lorikay13 could use this for her scary clown avatar
The BLACK CLOWN by Robert Steven Connett, Original size 9" x 12" ~ Acrylic on board ~ 2001 ~ rsconnett.com

Looks perfect for a tattoo imho.

 

[Mac]

He sure has progressed these last few years. I like his new stuff. Maybe Lorikay13 could use this for her scary clown avatar
The BLACK CLOWN by Robert Steven Connett, Original size 9" x 12" ~ Acrylic on board ~ 2001 ~ rsconnett.com

Looks perfect for a tattoo imho.

That's a good one. He is my favorite artist. Here is a nice guy too. I've talked to him on deviantArt.

 

[whynotvap]

Better than trying to get in touch with Tim Bradstreet. I flew a couple thousand miles to see him in Atlanta and he cancelled at the last minute... I was a little upset.

 

[chrisl317]

to save Bruce Campbell!!

 

[Mac]

to save Bruce Campbell!!

Clatu! Verata! Nic er cough cough necktie..

 

[whynotvap]

Ha! When it comes to the undead... Bruce sleeps with a nightlight. Not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him!

 

[chrisl317]

that needs saving!

Gotta save this dude!