Who should be saved during the zombie apocalypse?

[whynotvap]

that needs saving!

Gotta save this dude!

At first I was going to say 'screw 'em' but on second thought... A ventriloquist might come in handy. The only problem is keeping the voices under control...

 

[chrisl317]

YOU MEAN PEANUT ISN"T REAL?!!! 8-o

Whose voices?? Mine are quiet now because I took my medicine.

 

[CES]

Keeping the voices under control is ALWAYS the problem

 

[o4_srt]

the only people that should be saved are the ones that can save themselves. Survival of the fittest.

 

[CES]

Sometimes the probability of survival increases when people with different strengths and abilities band together.

 

[o4_srt]

Sometimes the probability of survival increases when people with different strengths and abilities band together.

this is true, and sometimes, the probability of nonsurvival increases with a group of people as well

I'd rather not rely on others for my own survival. If I don't make it, then obviously I was not one of the strong. And besides, then I can band together with my undead brethren and hunt you and your group down

 

[CES]

hunt MY group down? not likely. I'm much more likely to be dead way before anyone else. This is why I'm for banding together with people with guns and ammo. All i have is liquid N2 (good idea) and some poisons (does curare work on zombies?), and my trusty rusty axe.

 

[o4_srt]

hunt MY group down? not likely. I'm much more likely to be dead way before anyone else. This is why I'm for banding together with people with guns and ammo. All i have is liquid N2 (good idea) and some poisons (does curare work on zombies?), and my trusty rusty axe.

lol, it all makes sense now.

 

[CES]

It does, doesn't it?

 

[whynotvap]

Gotta sleep sometime and if you have more than you can carry, someone has to guard it while you look for more. Well, if you're still human that is.

 

[o4_srt]

It does, doesn't it?

OMG LOLZ ZOMBIEZ!!!!111!!!

RUN FOR TEH HILLZ!!!!1!!!!!eleven!!!!!!!!

 

[lorikay13]

YOU MEAN PEANUT ISN"T REAL?!!! 8-o

Whose voices?? Mine are quiet now because I took my medicine.

no they arnt.....I think they are talking to me! Can you call them off please????

"Real" is just a perception.....a mental affliction if you will....Peanut is real! If you believe it...it's real dammit!

 

[lorikay13]

hunt MY group down? not likely. I'm much more likely to be dead way before anyone else. This is why I'm for banding together with people with guns and ammo. All i have is liquid N2 (good idea) and some poisons (does curare work on zombies?), and my trusty rusty axe.

CES....make your way to my house and we'll party till we die...I'm all for that....you know very well that poison is a relative term as well....a little of this...a little of that....some Tequila....a blender......maybe some chips and salsa....plus I live in a VERY rural area....boatloads of N fertilizer....giant tanks of propane/diesel AND......an Army NG depot out at the airport....I know you know what THAT means. Might as well go out drunk as a skunk and with a big bang,eh?

oh yeah....and we have lots of ground dwelling rodents....so that means warehouses full of PH3 gas pellets....might be able to have some fun with those????

 

[CES]

Sounds like a plan. Anything with tequila and a blender sounds like a plan. And every plan looks sound with tequila and a blender.

 

[lorikay13]

now that sounds like some hardcore Zen logic to me!!!!