A manager at my last job was, as they say, "vertically-challenged", and no piece of paper ever crossed his desk, it settled in archeological layers on an ever growing mound that eventually obscured all but his eyes and forehead ...
People would come from other divisions and peer
through his office door just to witness this phenomenon, until he started keeping his door closed ...
The door mysteriously disappeared one night, and it was weeks before it was replaced, allowing this exhibition to continue ...
They never found that dastardly door thief who struggled with those stubborn hinge pins ...