The ProVarinati Diner & Saloon #5
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Congrats on the kitties Chief! Id get one, but hubs is allergic, I don't want to clean litter boxes and I hate cat hair everywhere. That's why I got a pet rock. I named it Stoney. Cute isn't he
Led Zeppelin: Houses Of The Holy
Planking or Licking Crumbs off the Table? 
(i know... i need counseling)
(i know... i need counseling)
Planking!!! Cause err'bodee doin' it!
What in the pet cemetery is going on???
I knew it, I knew it. Cat critters are evil demon spawns.
Bathing them reveals their true form!
I knew it, I knew it. Cat critters are evil demon spawns.
Bathing them reveals their true form!
LMAOOOOOO @ What in the pet cemetery!!!
I washed a cat once in my life.......swore to everything I believed in I'd never do it again.
There's a reason they bathe/groom themselves!
Wetting them is worse than feeding a gremlin after midnight!
I washed a cat once in my life.......swore to everything I believed in I'd never do it again.
There's a reason they bathe/groom themselves!
Wetting them is worse than feeding a gremlin after midnight!
What in the pet cemetery is going on???
I knew it, I knew it. Cat critters are evil demon spawns.
Bathing them reveals their true form!
How to wash a cat...
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. At this point the cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet – the cat is actually enjoying this!
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a “power-wash” and “rinse.”
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Signed... The Dog!
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1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. At this point the cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet – the cat is actually enjoying this!
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a “power-wash” and “rinse.”
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Signed... The Dog!
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