"You know you're a Vaper when....."

[SeaTownLassy]

I started this game of sorts on another smoking alternative forum, just as a humorous look at my own obsession , and wouldnt you know it, the thread took off! So just for fun, lets add to to this list.....

You know you're a Vaper when.....

....... The word "vaper" becomes a proper noun with a capital "V"

.... You select a mod based on your clothing for that day.....

Wanna add to the fun list?

~Restita

 

[Tripster]

You know you're a Vaper when you're in awe of the clouds like with bubble guns in your younger days.

 

[Robino1]

You know you're a vaper when you quit reading books and read ECF instead.

 

[stillnotsmoking]

You know you're a Vaper when...

...You're late for work because you can't decide which mod you want to take for the day

...Your coworkers ask "What flavor do you have for us today?"

...Your lighter is replaced with pockets full of juice bottles and clearomizers

etc.

 

[daleron]

You have to go back to the house to get your favorite pv...

 

[KitKat2]

when u run to the mailbox everyday waiting for some new juices

 

[mattiem]

You know you're a Vaporer when you fall asleep at night concocting a new juice flavor.

 

[Diesel305]

when your pv is never more then 5 ft away from u at all times

 

[Myrany]

When you order a mod specifically because it fits the door handle slot on your car ensuring it will always be in no looking reach and never leak due to tipping.

Yeah I just did that.

 

[stillnotsmoking]

You know you're a Vaper when...


...You go to the hardware store for e-cig supplies

...You see a flashlight and immediately think "I could vape that!"

...You have a 15ft micro-usb cord for tethered around the house vaping

...You're thinking of buying a solar panel for unlimited vape time

...You pick up a second job to pay for vape gear

...You wonder whether or not there is a Vapers Anonymous (LOL)

Man, I could go forever

 

[midnight.fairy]

You know you're a vaper when you can't wait for payday so you can buy more vape gear!

 

[YKruss]

You know you're a vaper when you switch your 10 minutes smoke break to all day vape-break in your office or cubicle.

 

[The Ocelot]

You know you're a Vaper when...

....someone asks you how long something is and you immediately think in mAh.

 

[Deacon Aegis]

You know you're a Vaper when...


...You go to the hardware store for e-cig supplies

...You see a flashlight and immediately think "I could vape that!"

...

Man, I could go forever

LOL, yeah the flashlight thing has got me rollin... Hehe
Ok, here goes...

You know you're a Vaper when...
you're buying new stuff not because your unhappy with what you have, but because you're still seeking vapevanna....

your latest tackle box isn't for fishing...

your loose change jar has been repurposed for vape toys...

you're on a first name basis with the folks at your local B&M...

you sometimes wonder if your big green egg is jealous of your PV...

you play spot the other Vapers when out in the "wild"...

And on and on... Hehe

 

[middleborn]

You know you're a vaper when you get ready to go to bed at night and you can't open your fist to put your battery down.

 

[Chimney34]

When you have a set schedule for cleaning your vape gear.

When you make sure you fill all of your tanks before bed so you can vape away happily when you wake up in the morning.

Sorry for this next one but in my case it's true...lol

You know you're a vaper when your relaxing bubble bath includes setting up the iPad so that you can watch Phil Bursado's latest reviews. Is this weird?!?!?

 

[daleron]

You've got 50 bottles of juice but panic because you're favorite is almost empty....

 

[Myrany]

When you have a set schedule for cleaning your vape gear.

When you make sure you fill all of your tanks before bed so you can vape away happily when you wake up in the morning.

Sorry for this next one but in my case it's true...lol

You know you're a vaper when your relaxing bubble bath includes setting up the iPad so that you can watch Phil Bursado's latest reviews. Is this weird?!?!?

Given Phil's tendency to take a gutter dive in nearly every video it could be interesting to see what he came up with in regards to joining you in the bath.

 

[stillnotsmoking]

You know you're a vaper when your relaxing bubble bath includes setting up the iPad so that you can watch Phil Bursado's latest reviews. Is this weird?!?!?

Yes. But probably no different than me watching PBusardo in my boxer shorts. Carry on

 

[jimrug1]

You know you are a Vapor when:

You are driving down the highway with your windows open and everyone behind you has their fog lights on!