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LOL, you're a star! Can I have your autograph?
I like the comment about the video that says you understand the meaning of life at like :16, but then forget it at :18! LOL!
When people asking for small condoms and searching for bottom feeders don't phase you all.
When you find another person that vapes in your area and you feel comfortable talking about liquid nicotine for once
Second Place is Dead Last
Second Place is Dead Last
When you're vaping in the dark and you turn on your lamp and see a fog over your head 
When you just received your new VV mod and then place a second order for the same mod in a different color because you love it so much.
When you go shopping for groceries, but find yourself looking for a mod holder instead.
When you have 10 different mods that are assigned a certain flavor.
When you are constantly looking at your favorite vendor sites to see if they have anything new to try out.
You have a post-it note(s) on your computer of mods to buy in the future...or the next day. Along with another post-it(s) of juices to buy in big bottles.
When you go shopping for groceries, but find yourself looking for a mod holder instead.
When you have 10 different mods that are assigned a certain flavor.
When you are constantly looking at your favorite vendor sites to see if they have anything new to try out.
You have a post-it note(s) on your computer of mods to buy in the future...or the next day. Along with another post-it(s) of juices to buy in big bottles.
-When you refresh the COV website over and over in hopes that the MAP Tank is back in stock even though you know full well they won't be in until Tuesday! "Miracles can happen! Miracles can happen!"
-When you buy a new desk just because the top drawers in your current one aren't tall enough for your e-juice bottles.
-When you stalk suppliers to see if they're local and ask them if they accept pick-up orders, and if they agree you then ask them how late at night would be "too late" to drop by.
-When you research medical conditions that you can fake so you can convince your doctor to write you a script for syringes.
-When you buy a battery back-up and only have a passthrough and your chargers plugged into it... you'd plug your computer into it too so you could still get on ECF, but that would only drain the reserves faster and who knows when the power will be back on.
-When you happen across vaping accessories you don't even remember acquiring.
-When you can justify paying the ridiculous cost of next day shipping
-When you buy a new desk just because the top drawers in your current one aren't tall enough for your e-juice bottles.
-When you stalk suppliers to see if they're local and ask them if they accept pick-up orders, and if they agree you then ask them how late at night would be "too late" to drop by.
-When you research medical conditions that you can fake so you can convince your doctor to write you a script for syringes.
-When you buy a battery back-up and only have a passthrough and your chargers plugged into it... you'd plug your computer into it too so you could still get on ECF, but that would only drain the reserves faster and who knows when the power will be back on.
-When you happen across vaping accessories you don't even remember acquiring.
-When you can justify paying the ridiculous cost of next day shipping
When it ices over outside and you start to wonder how you are going to charge batteries if the power goes off. Then you remember that you can do that with your USB car charger and then you relax.
You know the sound of your postal delivery vehicle from other traffic in the neighborhood.
Your postman knows you because you heard him up the street and are standing by the mailbox when he arrives.
You pay for internet access on your smart phone so that you can track shipments when you are away from home.
People ask you, "What's that?" and it takes you so long to explain that they begin to back away and get out of the conversation.
Your car smells good again and people don't mind riding with you.
You can quote the history of the FDA and name places where shipments were seized.
You know the sound of your postal delivery vehicle from other traffic in the neighborhood.
Your postman knows you because you heard him up the street and are standing by the mailbox when he arrives.
You pay for internet access on your smart phone so that you can track shipments when you are away from home.
People ask you, "What's that?" and it takes you so long to explain that they begin to back away and get out of the conversation.
Your car smells good again and people don't mind riding with you.
You can quote the history of the FDA and name places where shipments were seized.
When you live in New Jersey, and place an order from a supplier in North Carolina, then track the path
and intensity of the Nor'easter snow storm hoping your order will make it thru USPS in front of the storm.
IT DID!!
and intensity of the Nor'easter snow storm hoping your order will make it thru USPS in front of the storm.
IT DID!!
a) You are a Vape-Head when an important customer arrives for a demonstration and you notice he has a 510..... 3 hours of vape talk.
b) You know you are a Vape-Head when a 10 minute play time on the lathe becomes a 36 hour machining marathon just to make a new mod.
c) You Know you are a Vape-Head when you start to ensure that the warehouse contains enough components to make variable voltage DC-DC inverters that are NEVER used in the workplace.
d) When you seriously consider buying a rep-rap 3d printer for prototyping mods...... (and very nearly ready to place the order..... not for the kit, for the fully assembled machine so I can make a new mod quicker!!!!!!)
b) You know you are a Vape-Head when a 10 minute play time on the lathe becomes a 36 hour machining marathon just to make a new mod.
c) You Know you are a Vape-Head when you start to ensure that the warehouse contains enough components to make variable voltage DC-DC inverters that are NEVER used in the workplace.
d) When you seriously consider buying a rep-rap 3d printer for prototyping mods...... (and very nearly ready to place the order..... not for the kit, for the fully assembled machine so I can make a new mod quicker!!!!!!)
+10!!
You know tmyour a cape head when your PC matches your Atty and your dripbtip matches the led light for your PC
When you have a serious sit down with yourself on whether a pay per view ufc fight with your uncle thats in town or ordering 100ml of juice
Is worth the money
Second Place is Dead Last
Hahahahahahahaha
you know you're a vape-head when:
10) home depot, somehow, becomes a vaping supply store.
9) wal-mart becomes a vaping supply store.
8) you just realized that every store has something vape-related.
7) you know the difference in the taste of ry4 from at least 3 suppliers.
6) you understand what ry4 is, for that matter - as well as not thinking that throat hit is a ufc move.
5) you have taken up interest in the fda for the first time in your life.
4) the first, and last, website you check is ecf, if not usps to check current shipping status(es).
3) you resemble a chemist of some sort.
2) your financial planning has a "juice" and "hardware" category.
And the number one thing that makes you know you're a vape-head:
You completely understand (or relate to) this video: (without even playing it.)
(well . . . Those are a few of mine anyway.
Wait a sec there, you mean people don't ALWAYS order their e-cig stuff overnight?!?!?!?!?!?! What ......!
I was going to reply to the funniest post here but, I simply could not pick just one...or 92 or...these are all hysterical. I thank you all for taking my mind off the postal carrier who seems to be running late today. lol
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