Your Worst 3 flavors
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Smoke- by Vermont vaper, supposed to taste like a burning cig, liquid is so waterlike it won't even vape.
Grandpa's mix- from madvapes, tastes like your washing your floor with lemon scented pledge and got your face to close to the bucket
Rath Waffle - discontinued, supposedly the best waffle ever but tastes like burnt suger at the bottom of a pot you tried to make caramel in.
Grandpa's mix- from madvapes, tastes like your washing your floor with lemon scented pledge and got your face to close to the bucket
Rath Waffle - discontinued, supposedly the best waffle ever but tastes like burnt suger at the bottom of a pot you tried to make caramel in.
Oh, man after the day I've had, I needed that! Brilliant stuff!
Ah, that hit the spot. I needed that!
This thread is becoming required reading!
Thankfully the bottle of Wyatt Earp was ordered without the dog sqeezings. Little-known fact: If you hold ALT + BREAK on the order page you can specify extra dog sqeezings and hobo shoe insert flavor.
My top three worst juices are:
Viking Vapor Cherry Smoke and Apple Smoke. It's like being hit with a hammer that was drenched in Liquid Smoke. "Which variety of Liquid Smoke?", you ask. Pecan? Hickory? Mesquite? Does it really matter? It's the very essence of a forest fire!
Gourmet Vapor Mimosa. Honestly, this tastes like Tang and bile. Save yourself the trouble of ordering this juice and just have your cousin Ronnie slam a bucket of orange drink and vomit in your mouth. Mmmm, saucy!
Johnson Creek Island. This one brings back fond memories of being buried in the sand and having my sister fill my gob with tanning oil. (Truth be told, my tongue did develop a gorgeous, brazen glow.)
Also, I have to mention a DIY I made that I affectionately called "Apple-bikini-tini". I basically took an appletini and strained it through a local stripper's (Dirty Rhonda) bikini bottom along with a 50-50 mix of PG and VG. I have since added a few tabs of penicillin and it is now almost vapable, despite the rash.
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I am fairly new to vaping but vermont vapor tobacco eeew dang stuff taste like chewing tobacco! nasty stuff
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Johnson creek valencia let me tell you your atty is not going to recover from that stuff
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Johnson creek valencia let me tell you your atty is not going to recover from that stuff
Worst 3:
The the ultimate worst, and ten times worse than the other two - Top Vapor Banana Nut. Good God. Took forever to get it out of my atty. Huge fake, and rotten real banana.
FSUSA Hopscotch
Wyatt Earp. I about Earped all right.
The the ultimate worst, and ten times worse than the other two - Top Vapor Banana Nut. Good God. Took forever to get it out of my atty. Huge fake, and rotten real banana.
FSUSA Hopscotch
Wyatt Earp. I about Earped all right.
Any RUM
Any CREAM
Any CHERRY
or CLOVE. My God clove is soooooo bad!
Oddly enough I do like several of the ones I've read here that made others bottom three flavors. I'm afraid to admit a friend gave me a sample of Wyatt Earp......and I kinda liked it. I know. I know. I'm sorry. (Hangs head and slips quietly away.)
Any CREAM
Any CHERRY
or CLOVE. My God clove is soooooo bad!
Oddly enough I do like several of the ones I've read here that made others bottom three flavors. I'm afraid to admit a friend gave me a sample of Wyatt Earp......and I kinda liked it. I know. I know. I'm sorry. (Hangs head and slips quietly away.)
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Thanks everybody, this is really funny. I have to go back and read Chingas post every once in awhile. Thats just over the top hilarious about the dog hair. Actually all the descriptions. I'm still laughing. Chingas, you ought to be an author. Great post.
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I'd list mine but i've only ordered about twenty some flavors so far, this thread is so funny to me i just need to see more posts
I'd list mine but i've only ordered about twenty some flavors so far, this thread is so funny to me i just need to see more posts
Lambchop: don't worry about being censored. I got a demerit as a noob.
I also see some I love in these lists!! lol to each his own!
MY all time hateful juice is anything with Lime flavor. It makes me physically I'll. I have had to toss attys because I couldn't even boil out the aftertaste!!!
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I also see some I love in these lists!! lol to each his own!
MY all time hateful juice is anything with Lime flavor. It makes me physically I'll. I have had to toss attys because I couldn't even boil out the aftertaste!!!
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Yes Lambchop, don't worry, I got a demerit also, wasn't a noob either.
Lambchop: don't worry about being censored. I got a demerit as a noob.
I also see some I love in these lists!! lol to each his own!
MY all time hateful juice is anything with Lime flavor. It makes me physically I'll. I have had to toss attys because I couldn't even boil out the aftertaste!!!
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3 Worst:
1. BWB Waffle: heard rave reviews- I couldn't handle it
2. BWB 555- tried to kill the Waffle taste: just got worse. WAY to nutty
3. Cappucino (vendor N/A)- HORRIBLE
1. BWB Waffle: heard rave reviews- I couldn't handle it
2. BWB 555- tried to kill the Waffle taste: just got worse. WAY to nutty
3. Cappucino (vendor N/A)- HORRIBLE
I have to throw in a few after reading all of this...
1) ANY Dekang Tobacco - Sorry, but every single one I tried tastes like molasses, cough syrup, Rub A535, sweaty maxipads and wet cigarette butts. Funny thing, I kept trying all kinds trying to find ONE I like... I don't get it. I even dripped a little right now so I could get the description right.
2) Crystal Liquid RY4 - Maybe I got a batch where they forgot to add flavour, cuz it had almost no flavour of any kind... You figure it wouldn't be repulsive, but then I realized what the flavour was - you know the smell of grated parmesan cheese if you left it open when you open your refrigerator door? That's what it tastes like... If the cheese had been sitting there for 6 months.
3) Juicy Clear Blackcherry Tobacco - I LOVE Juicy Clear liquids... But this one... man! Description says something like "Bold tobacco flavour with a hint of cherry (but not sweet)". Listen... They either forgot to put the tobacco flavour in it, or had too much cherry overstocked - it tasted like Hawaiian Punch if it was in concentrated form before adding water. It actually made my mouth sticky.
1) ANY Dekang Tobacco - Sorry, but every single one I tried tastes like molasses, cough syrup, Rub A535, sweaty maxipads and wet cigarette butts. Funny thing, I kept trying all kinds trying to find ONE I like... I don't get it. I even dripped a little right now so I could get the description right.
2) Crystal Liquid RY4 - Maybe I got a batch where they forgot to add flavour, cuz it had almost no flavour of any kind... You figure it wouldn't be repulsive, but then I realized what the flavour was - you know the smell of grated parmesan cheese if you left it open when you open your refrigerator door? That's what it tastes like... If the cheese had been sitting there for 6 months.
3) Juicy Clear Blackcherry Tobacco - I LOVE Juicy Clear liquids... But this one... man! Description says something like "Bold tobacco flavour with a hint of cherry (but not sweet)". Listen... They either forgot to put the tobacco flavour in it, or had too much cherry overstocked - it tasted like Hawaiian Punch if it was in concentrated form before adding water. It actually made my mouth sticky.
I've only been vaping for three weeks, but I've tried almost 30 flavors now. My three worst are:
1. Bacon French Toast - Ms. T's Bakery. I *really* wanted to love this one, because I *love* bacon and french toast. However, I can't get the obnoxious smell or weird Bacos (soy fake bacon bits for those who don't know) taste out of my atty no matter what I do. There was also no french toast flavor, just the warm Bacos flavor. Nasty! It was horrendous! It also stunk up my house for two days, and I only tried it by dripping 2 drops! Horrifying! If that had been my first vape, I'd have stuck with cigarettes and thought everyone here is insane for vaping. I put the bottle in a sealed plastic bag, no liquid has ever touched the outside of the bottle, and you can smell it through the bottle and bag. In fact, the box the bag is in smells like it. I'm scarred for life. However, I *love* Ms. T's Snickerdoodle!
2. Vanilla Cupcake - The Vapor Room. Tastes like I'm vaping dry unsweetened vanilla cake mix. It really feels like I'm inhaling a powder and I cough like crazy with this one.
3. Peanut Butter Cookie - The Vapor Room. Tastes like flour (another one that makes me feel like I'm inhaling a powder) with a hint of rancid peanuts. Seriously. Unsweetened flour with rancid peanuts. Gross! Sadly, I'm trying to vape this one *right now*. I hoped that more than a week of steeping and some added sweetener would make it better. Nope!
1. Bacon French Toast - Ms. T's Bakery. I *really* wanted to love this one, because I *love* bacon and french toast. However, I can't get the obnoxious smell or weird Bacos (soy fake bacon bits for those who don't know) taste out of my atty no matter what I do. There was also no french toast flavor, just the warm Bacos flavor. Nasty! It was horrendous! It also stunk up my house for two days, and I only tried it by dripping 2 drops! Horrifying! If that had been my first vape, I'd have stuck with cigarettes and thought everyone here is insane for vaping. I put the bottle in a sealed plastic bag, no liquid has ever touched the outside of the bottle, and you can smell it through the bottle and bag. In fact, the box the bag is in smells like it. I'm scarred for life. However, I *love* Ms. T's Snickerdoodle!
2. Vanilla Cupcake - The Vapor Room. Tastes like I'm vaping dry unsweetened vanilla cake mix. It really feels like I'm inhaling a powder and I cough like crazy with this one.
3. Peanut Butter Cookie - The Vapor Room. Tastes like flour (another one that makes me feel like I'm inhaling a powder) with a hint of rancid peanuts. Seriously. Unsweetened flour with rancid peanuts. Gross! Sadly, I'm trying to vape this one *right now*. I hoped that more than a week of steeping and some added sweetener would make it better. Nope!
1 - snickerdoodle from mrs t.
2 - black cherry from vaporbomb
3 - cafe mocha from V4L
2 - black cherry from vaporbomb
3 - cafe mocha from V4L
I just for the life of me can't figure out why anyone would order any kind of juice named after a gambling cop from the late 1800's to the early 1900's. Wyatt earp might be meant to taste bad. I can't figure out why it should taste good? taste of wet dog,etc etc might be his moustache mixed his ashes? Yuck yuck yuck!!!
Vegas Vapor Shop Tobacco 18mg -- was possibly smuggled into this country, concealed for days between the nether cheeks of a flatulent Tasmanian pickled egg dealer. It was spectacularly abhorrent!
Oh, and I didn't care much for Wyatt Earp either.
Oh, and I didn't care much for Wyatt Earp either.
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