Your Worst 3 flavors

[jbilod1]

1. Dekang cherry. Clearance rack shampoo
2. Dekang Winston. Just bad, REALLY REALLY BAD.
3. Oba Oba FSUSA. I have inhaled smoke from the burn out box at the track that tasted better.

 

[pixiedust]

RY4 FSUSA one of the worst RY4's I've tried and I've tried some pretty bad ones
Tropical Splash & Cherry Blossom Top Vapor -both remind me of those cheap air fresheners for cars..blech

 

[cowfodder]

Well,

Ms. T's Maple Bacon. Sometimes curiosity gets the best of you. Roadkill on a muggy summer day, with a hint of artificial sweetener.

Wyatt Earp. Heard many good things about this one, but to me it tastes like mud and ash.

Any 555. Just don't care for the stuff personally.

Funny that someone said they dislike cocoa chaos though, it is one of my favorites.

From my EVO to your eyeballs!

 

[Dob_Bobolina]

#1 Worst flavor of all time for me is Forest Fury from Gotvapes, it tasted like smoked meat and coffee liqueur, soooo bad.
#2 Dekang French Pipe- I gave this to a friend and he actually started dry heaving
#3 Cant remember who it was from, but it was a camel tobacco, except it tasted like black licorice and .....

 

[MsOceanCity]

V4L's Ice Cream (vomit)
MFS Whiskey (mold+dirt)
FSUSA Maple(bad breath)

 

[kabonk]

walfe - any walfe even the stuff I made myself
pumpkin giner bread - freebe from madvapes yuck
honey nut tobacco - vaporrenu its just weird tasting

 

[dspin]

So far, a very big thanks to all. I'm at work right now and can't continue since I'm laughing so hard. The descriptions thus far are priceless.

 

[Chingas]

The worst crap I have vaped:

#3 Vaperite - Orange Blossom Black Tea. Shoot me. It's the only juice where I took 1 puff and said NO. It's that bad and still only third worst though.

#2 Viking Vapor- Cherry Smoke. I have no clue why any company would make this. Even more mystifying is that VV claims it is a Signature Series vape. wtf?!? Go to the Dollar Store, buy a bottle of cherry cough syrup and then add a massive dose of Liquid Smoke. Put that in your mouth and prepare to puke yer guts out. Did VV lose a bet or something? Truly foul.

#1 FSUSA - Wyatt Earp. FSUSA has a wide array of poor juices but this pins the suck-o-meter. The other two vapes blow, no question. They did however have some kind of hallucination of what they wanted to make. This? It's so awful it defies description. I'll try anyway.

Take a wet dog and let it roll around in tub of half-smoked cigarette butts some hobo is saving for his retirement. Attempt to dry the dog off by dousing with Bacardi 151 and set ablaze. Experience shame. Try to put fire out by beating it with the hobo's second hand shoe inserts. Fail. Finally douse flames with jalapeno juice. Shave the aggrieved dog. Press all liquid out of the hair. Add nicotine juice to the dog squeezins'. Have kids scribble smiley faces on invoice. Sell. Get new dog with fresh hair. Repeat.

Unquestionably the worst vape I have ever tasted.

 

[vapi]

EDIT: vapi, thats really funny about the farting. never knew that could happen.

As if the fan club would ever admit that they stink, tehehe.

 

[JungleAgent007]

Mojito from Madvapes. Just down right awful. No rum , lime or mint flavors. Just an indescribable nasty taste.

Banana from MyPVShop Actual flavor is awesome... for the first hit or two then it burns and turns into smoked banana. Even worse it gunks up your atomizer. I tried diluting it, failed. New atomizer... same issue. Blew 3 atomizers trying to get this one to smoke right.

 

[hbrad1977]

This is hard for me because I can pretty much make anything taste good by adding/mixing with other juices but these were just non-vapeable:

FSUSA: Maple Walnut--OMG. Just no. I don't even know what about turns me off but it honestly made me want to puke.
BWB: Applewood Tobacco--Too sweet and icky. My stomach hurt badly after just a few hits.
VaporRenu: Dr. Pepper--Burnt. No matter what I tried it tasted burnt. And no TH whatsoever.

 

[lasttango]

The worst juice by far was sort of my own fault... it was a Gourmet Vapor version of RY5. Double Flavor. 90% VG. It was absolutely repulsive. I ordered it two other times with pg and less flavor and it was great! It was memorably bad this time. Thinking about it gives me the sick feeling.

Another was V4L English Toffee... Many folks loved this one. I thought my cartos were bad... and V4L were kind enough to replace at no cost - and the second set tasted the same. It tasted like it was burnt butter.. again, lots of others like them...

Dekang Ice Cream... It burned my throat... and I tasted it for days...

Even worse were some of my DIY concoctions. They were by far the most foul.

 

[Goldenkobold]

DIY does give you a greater appreciation for others works.

 

[Adrena]

1 Bacon
2 Bacon french toast
3 did I mention Bacon.........

 

[lasttango]

How 'bout Bacon?

 

[cowfodder]

#1 FSUSA - Wyatt Earp. FSUSA has a wide array of poor juices but this pins the suck-o-meter. The other two vapes blow, no question. They did however have some kind of hallucination of what they wanted to make. This? It's so awful it defies description. I'll try anyway.

Take a wet dog and let it roll around in tub of half-smoked cigarette butts some hobo is saving for his retirement. Attempt to dry the dog off by dousing with Bacardi 151 and set ablaze. Experience shame. Try to put fire out by beating it with the hobo's second hand shoe inserts. Fail. Finally douse flames with jalapeno juice. Shave the aggrieved dog. Press all liquid out of the hair. Add nicotine juice to the dog squeezins'. Have kids scribble smiley faces on invoice. Sell. Get new dog with fresh hair. Repeat.

Unquestionably the worst vape I have ever tasted.

You know, I was trying to come up with a good way to describe it when I posted, but this is much better, and far more accurate, than what I came up with.

 

[xg4bx]

My 1 gourmet vapor order:booberry, snickerdoodle and butterfinger. Boo and butter tasted like essence,no real flavor. Snickerdoodle is unvapable trash,it tastes like vaping pure,straight-up nutmeg. Disgusting. My one and only order from gv.

Ry4-fsusa. This isn't ry4, it shouldn't even share the name. Its vanilla bean at best,burnt sugar at worst. It makes me nauseas.

Deuce from litecigusa-just putrid, tastes like burnt sugar that someone vomited up.


Runner up-almost anything from madvapes. I loved fried apple and cheescake. Almost everything I've ordered from them since then tastes like those 2 flavors, from waffle to strawberry shortcake. Its really weird.
Their tobacco takes the cake though, it literally smells/tastes like a cleaning solvent that I can't quite put my finger on. Maybe watered down lysol?

 

[makasin]

Since my post was deleted for being inappropriate (which I dont really know why), here's my 'cleaned up version'
1) Menthol Tobacco - Viking Vapor. There's absolutely no tobacco flavoring at all and the "menthol" is actually eucalyptus. It tastes like the smell of when you go into a steam room and they have those spray bottles with eucalyptus and water. Pretty awful, and the juice separates almost instantly so you have to constantly shake it up. Also, after you take 2-3 hits, it gets really burnt tasting but in a strange way. I have never tasted something so bad apart from primer. Just TERRIBLE
2)Strawberry Cheesecake- Tasty Vapor. It just tasted like those fake strawberries (but not the good, sweet kind), really kinda bitter and just blech.
3) Tobacco+Vanilla - Tasty Vapor. I ordered a Tobacco,Vanilla, Chocolate but the chocolate was missing and the combo of the first two flavors tasted nothing like either of the two. It just tasted like the marshmallows you get in the Lucky Charms cereal. Not the worst thing in the world, but I have had that flavor for 6+ months and have only vaped 20% of it max. It's too sweet and tastes too syrupy and gross.
4) Flue Cured- Alien Visions. Not much tobacco, just tastes like pepper, which I like on food but when it's vaped, it just tastes kinda gross. I love all the other AVE juices though. I thought flue cured meant that it was honey-ish. I tried the CoV's virginia flue cured and it's AMAZING! Soo good. Probably my 2nd favorite flavor, where Boba's Bounty is 1st. Its expensive tho.

Nothing against any of these companies. they make some great liquid but there's always the bummers that you run into. Not every flavor is perfect for everybody and respect that they are trying to make interesting flavors

EDIT: vapi, thats really funny about the farting. never knew that could happen. On that note, I think Viking Vapor juices give me heart palpitations. There was a period of time when I was only vaping VV and I started getting crazy heart troubles and it scared the hell out of me. eek! It's either the juice or the CE2 cartomizers because I was using both of those at the same time and had to stop vaping for a while.
OTOH, Viking Vapor's RY4 is totally different than any other RY4 I have tried but it tastes amazing!!! It's like a more chocolatey rendition. I recommend it.

 

[hobotivo]

Only really horrible one for me (so far, but I'm new) is Dekang TAB. It's disgusting.
Apparently stands for Turkish American Blend, but a blend of what I just can't imagine, nor do I wish to.

Cheers

 

[leenix]

#1 FSUSA - Wyatt Earp. FSUSA has a wide array of poor juices but this pins the suck-o-meter. The other two vapes blow, no question. They did however have some kind of hallucination of what they wanted to make. This? It's so awful it defies description. I'll try anyway.

Take a wet dog and let it roll around in tub of half-smoked cigarette butts some hobo is saving for his retirement. Attempt to dry the dog off by dousing with Bacardi 151 and set ablaze. Experience shame. Try to put fire out by beating it with the hobo's second hand shoe inserts. Fail. Finally douse flames with jalapeno juice. Shave the aggrieved dog. Press all liquid out of the hair. Add nicotine juice to the dog squeezins'. Have kids scribble smiley faces on invoice. Sell. Get new dog with fresh hair. Repeat.

Unquestionably the worst vape I have ever tasted.

Thank you for this. the first time i've laughed uncontrolably while reading on the net, so funny!