WARNING: Wife rant to follow!
I just really need to understand why, when consuming chips, a man need to root around in the bag like a dam truffle pig in the woods before choosing a suitable chip to FINALLY pull out and eat none too quietly!
Does he think there's a magic chip in there somewhere and he needs to find it? Does he just get off on fingering every chip in the bag? Does he like taking the risk that his wife will finally snap over all the crinkling of the dam bag?
I'm feeling pretty confidant tonight that his grave stone will read......Here lies a man who rooted in the chip bag way too long and loudly crunched the chip finally retrieved one too many times!