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Floating like a lonely turd was a reference to a joke by Derek and Clive years ago. None of their stuff can be posted here for reasons of moral turpitude and family values.
But they were extremely funny. I might just get away with this one.
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But they were extremely funny. I might just get away with this one.
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And that is one of the reasons I find British humor so very appealing!
The first Bible bashers i've seen came around here yesterday and i had a hard time explaining to them that HRH found the god of Aldi far more compelling than theirs.
It's a terrible thing to have to shatter someone's ambitions of converting your soul to a better good, but they were lucky the Smurf was out because she is very blunt. It's a Dutch thing.
Won't be long before i am once more a pariah in my own neighbourhood!
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It's a terrible thing to have to shatter someone's ambitions of converting your soul to a better good, but they were lucky the Smurf was out because she is very blunt. It's a Dutch thing.
Won't be long before i am once more a pariah in my own neighbourhood!
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I know the feeling my friend! I get very rude with them and shut the door! Your neighbors will probably appreciate any effort you put forth to chase them off truth be told!The first Bible bashers i've seen came around here yesterday and i had a hard time explaining to them that HRH found the god of Aldi far more compelling than theirs.
It's a terrible thing to have to shatter someone's ambitions of converting your soul to a better good, but they were lucky the Smurf was out because she is very blunt. It's a Dutch thing.
Won't be long before i am once more a pariah in my own neighbourhood!
T
I'll just cut to the punch line . . . old'un but good'un
[soul-saver at my door] "But, don't you want to spend eternity in heaven?"
[me] "Errrmm . . . not if you're gonna be there."
[soul-saver at my door] "But, don't you want to spend eternity in heaven?"
[me] "Errrmm . . . not if you're gonna be there."
i want one of my own!
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I'll just cut to the punch line . . . old'un but good'un
[soul-saver at my door] "But, don't you want to spend eternity in heaven?"
[me] "Errrmm . . . not if you're gonna be there."
"Have you heard about jeebus?"
"Yes. And I'm not interested"
I don't think aussie mormon are as stubborn as yours
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"Yes. And I'm not interested"
I don't think aussie mormon are as stubborn as yours
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Yeah, here they're pitbulls in dresses and ties!
If they had magic undies they wouldn't be going door to door!
Can't wait to explain to my locals that wifey already has the,god of her dream. ..The first Bible bashers i've seen came around here yesterday and i had a hard time explaining to them that HRH found the god of Aldi far more compelling than theirs.
It's a terrible thing to have to shatter someone's ambitions of converting your soul to a better good, but they were lucky the Smurf was out because she is very blunt. It's a Dutch thing.
Won't be long before i am once more a pariah in my own neighbourhood!
T
While showing off the stunning physique. ..
And digging left overs from my belly button.
We're deep seeded in the bible belt now.
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Some blinding.
But there's a lot to be said for belly-button lint, indeed i have a woolly hat made from it, for Xmas day.
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But there's a lot to be said for belly-button lint, indeed i have a woolly hat made from it, for Xmas day.
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The world champion, who i assume is unmarried and drinks alone.
Librarian enters the Guinness Book of records for collecting 22.1 grams of 'belly button fluff ' over TWENTY-SIX years
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Librarian enters the Guinness Book of records for collecting 22.1 grams of 'belly button fluff ' over TWENTY-SIX years
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Might also be a repeat of when we still lived in pa...
Couple came to the door spreading the word of god... beck answers door... youngest son comes to door... the precede to say how cute he is and ask his name... beck answers his name is damian. The couple wasn't sure how to answer that so I sweetly asked if they would like to meet his sister Regan. They left rather quickly...[emoji23]
In retrospect might not have been best idea. They came to the house daily with reinforcements for the next 2 weeks.
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