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B2L

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Unless you are autistic and paint with one foot, it never does. Was the same with music for me, but i tired of Eric and Mark constantly begging me for riffs, and gave that up.

Constant phone calls.

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And all this time I've been using my left...

Well...

Nevermind, it was obviously not the sure fire guarantee I thought :facepalm:
 

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It was always the same old story - i'd mishear the lyrics and get in touch with the bands:

Steely Dan - why are you reeling in cheese?


Stevie, apart from crap helicopter flying skills - 'that's a called shopping'? HRH's favourite song!


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It was always the same old story - i'd mishear the lyrics and get in touch with the bands:

Steely Dan - why are you reeling in cheese?


Stevie, apart from crap helicopter flying skills - 'that's a called shopping'? HRH's favourite song!


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RIP SRV :headbang:
 

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When i was at uni, and i had reached peak laziness, a few of us worked for a local amusement park and my first few days were spent in the searing heat of an English summer (all 4 hours of it) directing cars where to park.

Loved it. 'You - here, you - next to this guy' and so on.
The stupid tracksuit you had to wear made your balls stick to your leg, but oh well.

Day 3. Now you have to come inside and run the kid's rides, where entitled parents and snot-gobbling kids puke and scream at you.

Go back a post or two and you see i was tasty on the guitar, so there was no day 4 there. I spent day 4 busking and earned double the money doing something i liked.

Which is what it's all about.

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There was an accident on one of the rides and someone's head got stuck between the side of the carriage and the wall, so it didn't take long before we copied the 'Dove' and Oil of Olay adverts...

'Theme park moisturiser - it takes y(ears) off!'

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Always wanted to play the guitar but never had enough of a musical "ear" to do anything else but truly suck on it. My brother on the other hand is a self taught brilliant guitarist, go figure.

You ain't sposed to suck on a guitar, no wonder it didn't work :|

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G'mornin Capn' :)
 

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Mornin' Bri. Trust me when I say I sucked big time.

Perhaps this would be a bit more suitable then :unsure:

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It was always the same old story - i'd mishear the lyrics and get in touch with the bands:

Steely Dan - why are you reeling in cheese?


Stevie, apart from crap helicopter flying skills - 'that's a called shopping'? HRH's favourite song!


T



yeah the steve miller band...big ol jet hada light on...lol.
 
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