Fool me once -- shame on you.The story of my third and current marriage. No wonder they will outlive us.
i used to be romantic, by which i mean i used to laze about by the riverside and compose poetry. Limericks really.
i got away with this one before.
There was a young lady called Sapphire
who succumbed to her lover's desire
'i know it's a sin, but now that it's in
can you shove it a few inches higher'
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I'm a serious collector of dangerous items[emoji58]
A romantic ?
An over-the-counter drug, available in fruit flavors..
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We failed to make anyone understand that it's not as safe as mountain air, but it's safer than smoking.
By 95%.
Anyone that thinks it's worse than smoking is frankly stupid - sure - 5 chemicals are worse than 4000. Grow up.
HRH has come back from another huge shopping expedition and cannot understand why i am nonplussed about the huge amount of money she has just saved me.
New socks.
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i stay at home because she'll beat me otherwise!
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Nope. It took a while, but I like the food my that my wife and daughter make better than what's available in most restaurants.i never understood this flavour thing. Everywhere i go, people go out to eat because the food is better than thecrstuff they get at home.