it'd be funny if they had fold-down trays like everybody else.
Doesn't the stewardess just lay across the pilot's lap, and he (/she) balances the tray on her (/his) ....?
I can't even begin to say all the things running through my mind after this one Bob! 

I get those 2 quarters!Coffee, tea or...
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I'd think that should work if the stewardess' .... is well balanced in the first placeDoesn't the stewardess just lay across the pilot's lap, and he (/she) balances the tray on her (/his) ....?
...if not then...

An unbalanced ...., yikes, what a way to go!I'd think that should work if the stewardess' .... is well balanced in the first place...if not then...
Could this be the real reason behind the Egyptair tragedy??![]()

Coffee, tea or...
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and then she lectures us about manners and rules 
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............I get the quarters and if you're real nice I might share!and then she lectures us about manners and rules
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I'd think that should work if the stewardess' .... is well balanced in the first place![]()

Isn't that a job requirement?![]()
Not judging by what I just saw on my flight. One of them even had to go sideways down the aisle.Isn't that a job requirement?![]()
with a tray?Not judging by what I just saw on my flight. One of them even had to go sideways down the aisle.
