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exelent sweety, but the first was better. I am a married man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My back yard in the booggie down bronx.
When i closed on my house the first thing i did was plant a peach tree.
You know buy a house plant a tree have a fruitfull sweet life.
Didn't know it was a land fill,dug out car parts,frig,carpets,washer and a very big bone that looked like a tall mans leg(two dumpsters later and 4 years of hard work and the garden is starting to take shape)and just started my driveway.
And you?
When i closed on my house the first thing i did was plant a peach tree.
You know buy a house plant a tree have a fruitfull sweet life.
Didn't know it was a land fill,dug out car parts,frig,carpets,washer and a very big bone that looked like a tall mans leg(two dumpsters later and 4 years of hard work and the garden is starting to take shape)and just started my driveway.
And you?
buy a house plant a tree have a fruitfull sweet life.
aaaaaawww true, you old romantic, you , ............
Emerald City Dungeon Post --------quote by : Lucky
Bad Bunny just brought her giant sized GG in here. LOL /quote
Well Lucky, as all girls know,
it is not the size, ....... it is what you can do with it ......8-o
Bad Bunny just brought her giant sized GG in here. LOL /quote
Well Lucky, as all girls know,
it is not the size, ....... it is what you can do with it ......8-o
7 into 9
here's a little joke for ya .......
Different Maths
rejoice was busy doing her stock taking.
As mamu approached she heard:
"One and one, the son-of-a-..... is two."
"Two and two, the son-of-a-..... is four."
"Three and three... "
mamu interrupted, asking
where rejoice had learned this way of doing math.
rejoice remarked that Iken had taught her.
mamu was rather upset and told her to stop the stock taking.
The next day mamu stormed into Ikens office
and confronted him.
mamu told Iken about rejoices different way of doing math,
and rejoices claims that Iken taught it that way
to the GG Community.
Iken was flabbergasted.
he said that he couldn't understand why rejoice
had said what she did.
Then suddenly, Iken exclaimed,
"Oh, I know, here in the GG Community we say,
one and one, the sum-of-which is two."
here's a little joke for ya .......
Different Maths
rejoice was busy doing her stock taking.
As mamu approached she heard:
"One and one, the son-of-a-..... is two."
"Two and two, the son-of-a-..... is four."
"Three and three... "
mamu interrupted, asking
where rejoice had learned this way of doing math.
rejoice remarked that Iken had taught her.
mamu was rather upset and told her to stop the stock taking.
The next day mamu stormed into Ikens office
and confronted him.
mamu told Iken about rejoices different way of doing math,
and rejoices claims that Iken taught it that way
to the GG Community.
Iken was flabbergasted.
he said that he couldn't understand why rejoice
had said what she did.
Then suddenly, Iken exclaimed,
"Oh, I know, here in the GG Community we say,
one and one, the sum-of-which is two."
NEWS ITEM ------
Over the years, several upstanding members
of the GG society have stood erect in the
firm opinion that sexual innuendo has tainted
the virginal waters of our delicate forum
with its rapid penetration into mainstream humour.
These opinions grew in popularity over time,
starting off slow but getting progressively
faster and faster, reaching a climax around last month.
Since then, such opinions have
slid in and out of popular acceptance
thrusting ever harder forward.
However, most modern-day GG users agree
that a good, firm grasp of the subject is needed
in order to take such subject firmly in hand
The majority of GG society agree that it's
getting harder and harder to do sexual innuendo properly,
with the right level of delicacy and tact
but we try ............
Over the years, several upstanding members
of the GG society have stood erect in the
firm opinion that sexual innuendo has tainted
the virginal waters of our delicate forum
with its rapid penetration into mainstream humour.
These opinions grew in popularity over time,
starting off slow but getting progressively
faster and faster, reaching a climax around last month.
Since then, such opinions have
slid in and out of popular acceptance
thrusting ever harder forward.
However, most modern-day GG users agree
that a good, firm grasp of the subject is needed
in order to take such subject firmly in hand
The majority of GG society agree that it's
getting harder and harder to do sexual innuendo properly,
with the right level of delicacy and tact
but we try ............
We'll I for one agree with you DI...I mean why cant a man ask for something with blunt force jammed up the backside of his vehicle, when looking for directions so he can get home quicker and unload?
a bite .........
this place is getting soooo boring.....
nice to know there is at least one fun
lovin person left on this forum..............
For some time many of us have wondered who is jack ....?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, you don't know jack ....!
Well thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an itellectual way.
Jack .... is the only son of Awe .... who married O ...., the owner of Knee Deep N .... inc.
In turn Jack .... married Noe .....
The couple had 6 kids; Holie ...., Giva ....,Fulls ....,Bull .... and the twins Deep .... & Dip .....
Deep .... married Dumb ...., a high school dropout.
After 15 years, Jack and Noe .... got devorced and she married Ned sherlock and became Noe .... sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip .... married Lota .... and had a rather nervous disposition named Chicken .....
Fulla .... and Giva .... had a double wedding with the Happens brothers.
The newspapers invited everyone to the .... happens wededing.
Bull .... traveled the world and returned home with an italian bride Pisa .....
So from now on, no one can tell you that you don't know Jack .....
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, you don't know jack ....!
Well thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an itellectual way.
Jack .... is the only son of Awe .... who married O ...., the owner of Knee Deep N .... inc.
In turn Jack .... married Noe .....
The couple had 6 kids; Holie ...., Giva ....,Fulls ....,Bull .... and the twins Deep .... & Dip .....
Deep .... married Dumb ...., a high school dropout.
After 15 years, Jack and Noe .... got devorced and she married Ned sherlock and became Noe .... sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip .... married Lota .... and had a rather nervous disposition named Chicken .....
Fulla .... and Giva .... had a double wedding with the Happens brothers.
The newspapers invited everyone to the .... happens wededing.
Bull .... traveled the world and returned home with an italian bride Pisa .....
So from now on, no one can tell you that you don't know Jack .....
[quote=mre5674;346985]
Yes my dear...we need MASS humor, and now more than ever...As far as offensive, we can be FAR more offensive through the art of innuendo...Prepare the arsenal [/quote]
[quote=Moonlight ----and we don't like boring!!! [/quote]
ok, guys and gals, bring it on,
lets boogie ...........
this lil bunny loves to play word games.
bring it on, hot and fast............
let our words burgeon forth .............8-o
Yes my dear...we need MASS humor, and now more than ever...As far as offensive, we can be FAR more offensive through the art of innuendo...Prepare the arsenal [/quote]
[quote=Moonlight ----and we don't like boring!!! [/quote]
ok, guys and gals, bring it on,
lets boogie ...........
this lil bunny loves to play word games.
bring it on, hot and fast............
let our words burgeon forth .............8-o
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