............

[Di]

Someone answer the feckin door:

Knock Knock...

I told you I was goin ta regret it.........

oh well what the -----
here we go again, -----


nicholas who ????

 

[smokindeuce]

I told you I was goin ta regret it.........

oh well what the -----
here we go again, -----


who's there ?????

Nicholas...

 

[rejoice]

I got to get up and check the plant. I wouldn't want to get fired. Its been a bad day at work and that river is wild to treat. Be back laters.

 

[mre5674]

O.K....One joke b4 Lunch (I'm a Jew, so this makes it O.K.): Helen goes to her mother to Kvetch (Jew for complain) about her husband Larry. "Mom, I'm through" says Helen "Honey what's going on" says Mom in that coffee talk Long Island sort of way. "Lately all Larry wants to do is F me up the $hitzu...not just once in a while but all the time! I mean when we first got married, my poo woo was the size of a nickle...now it's the size of a fifty cent piece...I think I'm through!" "Helen!" her Mom exclaims "Whadaya have chicken noodle .... for brains...Your gonna divorce a good man over 45 cents!"

 

[Di]

I got to get up and check the plant. I wouldn't want to get fired. Its been a bad day at work and that river is wild to treat. Be back laters.

see ya soon rejoice, honey

 

[Di]

Nicholas...

nicholas who ???????

 

[smokindeuce]

O.K....One joke b4 Lunch (I'm a Jew, so this makes it O.K.): Helen goes to her mother to Kvetch (Jew for complain) about her husband Larry. "Mom, I'm through" says Helen "Honey what's going on" says Mom in that coffee talk Long Island sort of way. "Lately all Larry wants to do is F me up the ****zu...not just once in a while but all the time! I mean when we first got married, my poo woo was the size of a nickle...now it's the size of a fifty cent piece...I think I'm through!" "Helen!" her Mom exclaims "Whadaya have chicken noodle .... for brains...Your gonna divorce a good man over 45 cents!"

HAHA - that's a goodun!!

 

[Di]

O.K....One joke b4 Lunch (I'm a Jew, so this makes it O.K.): Helen goes to her mother to Kvetch (Jew for complain) about her husband Larry. "Mom, I'm through" says Helen "Honey what's going on" says Mom in that coffee talk Long Island sort of way. "Lately all Larry wants to do is F me up the $hitzu...not just once in a while but all the time! I mean when we first got married, my poo woo was the size of a nickle...now it's the size of a fifty cent piece...I think I'm through!" "Helen!" her Mom exclaims "Whadaya have chicken noodle .... for brains...Your gonna divorce a good man over 45 cents!"

cheapskate ..........ha ha

 

[smokindeuce]

nicholas who ???????

Nicholas girls shouldn't climb trees..... waaaaah


P.S. Okay I admit, I'm shihz at telling jokes!!

EDIT: And actually the joke's a load of shihz anyway because knickerless girls should climb trees!!!

 

[Di]

Quote:
Originally Posted by smokindeuce
Nicholas...


nicholas who ???????

 

[mre5674]

Hey Tim...Got your email...Thanks for everything! Sedansa order shipped today! BTW that RY2 is GR8...Did you try the Lallabutique Juice...curious what you think?

 

[Di]

Nicholas girls shouldn't climb trees..... waaaaah


P.S. Okay I admit, I'm shihz at telling jokes!!

no that was very good ==

and very true too.......8-o8-o

 

[smokindeuce]

Hey Tim...Got your email...Thanks for everything! Sedansa order shipped today! BTW that RY2 is GR8...Did you try the Lallabutique Juice...curious what you think?

Great - I will wait and hopefully ship out your order early next week!
I didn't try the lallabutique as it's in a sealed bottle, but will look forward to hearing your verdict on it!

 

[Di]

Nicholas girls shouldn't climb trees..... waaaaah


P.S. Okay I admit, I'm shihz at telling jokes!!

EDIT: And actually the joke's a load of shihz anyway because knickerless girls should climb trees!!!

only if they are looking to give the boys a thrill8-o8-o

 

[mre5674]

O.k...MUST eat! Play later...C U in a bit! I liked the joke too Tim : )

One more joke: Location: Toy Chest...Raggedy Anne is nestled on top of Pinoccio.."Hey Pinoccio" says Raggedy Anne "Yes" says Pinoccio.... "Lie to me...PLEASE Lie to me!" - says Raggedy Anne

 

[Di]

O.k...MUST eat! Play later...C U in a bit! I liked the joke too Tim : )

One more joke: Location: Toy Chest...Raggedy Anne is nestled on top of Pinoccio.."Hey Pinoccio" says Raggedy Anne "Yes" says Pinoccio "Lie to me...PLEASE Lie to me!"

yes, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez lie to me 8-o8-o8-o


oooh good one --- more like that fuuuuny

 

[truelove]

Would it be sexual harassment if a midget walked by u di and told you your hair smells good lol.

 

[truelove]

Get it lol.

 

[Di]

Would it be sexual harassment if a midget walked by u di and told you your hair smells good lol.

he would need a good nose,

I have the brazillian wax !!!!!

 

[Di]

Get it lol.

yes I got it.......

same answer ......8-o8-o