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If you really don't know ask iken... he is going to love this joke!
ok, I will ask Iken
what do I ask him
now I am sounding really dumb,
and I am feeling really dumb..........
A stranger who's been trekking through the desert for days and days walks into a bar absolutely parched and desperate for a drink..... bad news he checks his pockets and has no money....
So after contemplating his situation, he begs and pleads to the bar man to give him a drink on the house exclaiming: 'I'll do anything'.... the barman initially appears immune to the strangers pleas and won't budge, but finally after 1/2 an hour of begging, caves in and decides to offer him the choice of doing 3 tasks in return for a night of free drinks.
Barman:
'First of all, you see that Big Fella over there in the corner with the knuckledusters? I want you to first pick a fight with him and then pin him to the ground until he submits.
If/After this task is completed, we have a Camel in the back yard who has a bad tempered disposition and a tooth abcess which is causing bad smell and pain. I want you to remove the dead tooth and bring it back to me as evidence.
Finally, we have an elderly lady living upstairs who hasn't had an orgasm for many years and is driving me mad with her constant demands for sex. So i want you to go upstairs and satisfy all her sexual desires so she no longer hassles me.'
The stranger who by this stage is delirious with thirst, throws himself head on into the first task. After an hour of many blows exchanged, the desperate stranger succeeds in pinning down his first quarry.
The barman signals him towards the Camel in the back yard.
5 hours pass and many strange noises are emitting from the back yard.... the bar man is now starting to worry a little as it is nearing closing time and his beloved camel sounds as though it is taking quite a beating.
Finally after 8 long hours the - by now - rabid, hysterical stranger staggers back into the main bar beaming, and with a look of oblivious triumph on his face exclaims: 'So that's your Camel done, now where's this old girl with the tooth abcess?!!!!'
So after contemplating his situation, he begs and pleads to the bar man to give him a drink on the house exclaiming: 'I'll do anything'.... the barman initially appears immune to the strangers pleas and won't budge, but finally after 1/2 an hour of begging, caves in and decides to offer him the choice of doing 3 tasks in return for a night of free drinks.
Barman:
'First of all, you see that Big Fella over there in the corner with the knuckledusters? I want you to first pick a fight with him and then pin him to the ground until he submits.
If/After this task is completed, we have a Camel in the back yard who has a bad tempered disposition and a tooth abcess which is causing bad smell and pain. I want you to remove the dead tooth and bring it back to me as evidence.
Finally, we have an elderly lady living upstairs who hasn't had an orgasm for many years and is driving me mad with her constant demands for sex. So i want you to go upstairs and satisfy all her sexual desires so she no longer hassles me.'
The stranger who by this stage is delirious with thirst, throws himself head on into the first task. After an hour of many blows exchanged, the desperate stranger succeeds in pinning down his first quarry.
The barman signals him towards the Camel in the back yard.
5 hours pass and many strange noises are emitting from the back yard.... the bar man is now starting to worry a little as it is nearing closing time and his beloved camel sounds as though it is taking quite a beating.
Finally after 8 long hours the - by now - rabid, hysterical stranger staggers back into the main bar beaming, and with a look of oblivious triumph on his face exclaims: 'So that's your Camel done, now where's this old girl with the tooth abcess?!!!!'
ok, I will ask Iken
it better be funny after all this........
you been laughing at me for an hour over this.......
ok, I will ask Iken
it better be funny after all this........
you been laughing at me for an hour over this.......
You mean you don't know who has a parrot in his reviews? Clue: Mike
A stranger who's been trekking through the desert for days and days walks into a bar absolutely parched and desperate for a drink..... bad news he checks his pockets and has no money....
So after contemplating his situation, he begs and pleads to the bar man to give him a drink on the house exclaiming: 'I'll do anything'.... the barman initially appears immune to the strangers pleas and won't budge, but finally after 1/2 an hour of begging, caves in and decides to offer him the choice of doing 3 tasks in return for a night of free drinks.
Barman:
'First of all, you see that Big Fella over there in the corner with the knuckledusters? I want you to first pick a fight with him and then pin him to the ground until he submits.
If/After this task is completed, we have a Camel in the back yard who has a bad tempered disposition and a tooth abcess which is causing bad smell and pain. I want you to remove the dead tooth and bring it back to me as evidence.
Finally, we have an elderly lady living upstairs who hasn't had an orgasm for many years and is driving me mad with her constant demands for sex. So i want you to go upstairs and satisfy all her sexual desires so she no longer hassles me.'
The stranger who by this stage is delirious with thirst, throws himself head on into the first task. After an hour of many blows exchanged, the desperate stranger succeeds in pinning down his first quarry.
The barman signals him towards the Camel in the back yard.
5 hours pass and many strange noises are emitting from the back yard.... the bar man is now starting to worry a little as it is nearing closing time and his beloved camel sounds as though it is taking quite a beating.
Finally after 8 long hours the - by now - rabid, hysterical stranger staggers back into the main bar beaming, and with a look of oblivious triumph on his face exclaims: 'So that's your Camel done, now where's this old girl with the tooth abcess?!!!!'
Tim, you are getting as wicked as Sakiss, and true,.........
GG Nano Demo/Review
Well done Tim,
another brilliant review, well presented, and well spoken,
love your pommy accent, soooo cute.
now about these GG's on your review -------
dont feel bad for nano being so small Tim,
seems, a lot of the ladies here like the small ones,
I will send you some Steroids honey,
that will boost your nano up ---------
I am dying for the transformer,
personally, I like the bigger ones,
and I cant believe the transformer
will be adjustable in size too,
and thicker as well - heh,
wow, the perfect solution,
choose the size - and power -
for your mood of the moment......
OH, the GG -- the ultimate solution
what more could a girl want, - or - need..........
Well I think I like the GG Transformer too - more my size - it will be a nice replacement for my regular rubber johnny!
Imeo might consider making a microscopic GG version for his own birth control method....
j/k
Well I think I like the GG Transformer too - more my size - it will be a nice replacement for my regular rubber johnny!
Imeo might consider making a microscopic GG version for his own birth control method....
oh boy, you are really looking for trouble,
Tim, you are baaaaad !!!!
you might need to keep good friends with Imeo,
he has got the emu oil,
and if you use the transformer in that way,
you will need to borrow some to relieve the chafing !!!
A stranger who's been trekking through the desert for days and days walks into a bar absolutely parched and desperate for a drink..... bad news he checks his pockets and has no money....
So after contemplating his situation, he begs and pleads to the bar man to give him a drink on the house exclaiming: 'I'll do anything'.... the barman initially appears immune to the strangers pleas and won't budge, but finally after 1/2 an hour of begging, caves in and decides to offer him the choice of doing 3 tasks in return for a night of free drinks.
Barman:
'First of all, you see that Big Fella over there in the corner with the knuckledusters? I want you to first pick a fight with him and then pin him to the ground until he submits.
If/After this task is completed, we have a Camel in the back yard who has a bad tempered disposition and a tooth abcess which is causing bad smell and pain. I want you to remove the dead tooth and bring it back to me as evidence.
Finally, we have an elderly lady living upstairs who hasn't had an orgasm for many years and is driving me mad with her constant demands for sex. So i want you to go upstairs and satisfy all her sexual desires so she no longer hassles me.'
The stranger who by this stage is delirious with thirst, throws himself head on into the first task. After an hour of many blows exchanged, the desperate stranger succeeds in pinning down his first quarry.
The barman signals him towards the Camel in the back yard.
5 hours pass and many strange noises are emitting from the back yard.... the bar man is now starting to worry a little as it is nearing closing time and his beloved camel sounds as though it is taking quite a beating.
Finally after 8 long hours the - by now - rabid, hysterical stranger staggers back into the main bar beaming, and with a look of oblivious triumph on his face exclaims: 'So that's your Camel done, now where's this old girl with the tooth abcess?!!!!'
I knew that joke and I laugh again like the first time I heard it!!!
oh boy, you are really looking for trouble,
Tim, you are baaaaad !!!!
you might need to keep good friends with Imeo,
he has got the emu oil,
and if you use the transformer in that way,
you will need to borrow some to relieve the chafing !!!
trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Imeo might consider making a microscopic GG version for his own birth control method....
xa xa, I was not intend to make GGnano, you force me. Now I know the reason
xa xa, I was not intend to make GGnano, you force me. Now I know the reason
now that reminded me, Sakiss,
didn't one of the ladies ask you to make it vibrate..........
I wonder why she wanted that !!!!!!
no you didnt miss anything,
but you will have to read back from a few pages to catch up.....
we are just being silly, ..... as usual......
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