Now only if I could replace that cordless drill with a blow dryer...lol
bump... This thread is too funny to miss.
Bump because you are Right.
I have to admit, I was skeptical of this ceiling fan business at first. Then I tried it, and I saw that it worked. Now I use my ceiling fan for everything. When I get too tired to clap, I tie rubber hands to the blades so I can high five them as they spin. If I want to read the newspaper but I'm too lazy to turn the pages, the ceiling fan will turn them for me and also shred them so they're easy to recycle. Making salad is no problem, I just throw vegetables at the ceiling fan and wait under it with my mouth open. Opening fortune cookies used to be a chore that took up hours of my day, but my Ceiling Fan opens them in seconds. Just throw it and show it. I'm currently awaiting my razor fan mod kit so that I can convert it into a personal grooming device. This is very exciting technology and I am very excited to be a part of it.
The drill idea, I never would have thought about that.
Bump because you're both right.