A little game to make the time go faster for Elphaba

[technovapir]

I live in a tiny little house that is over 130 years old. But for you lot, I'll MAKE room!

Can you imagine the awkwardness of finding a ragtag group of travel weary strangers at your doorstep asking to sleep in your guest room and raid your refrigerator? I dare say we'd better have a few large suitcases full of e-liquids to give you or we'd be sent into the outback with nothing but our good looks to ward off the snakes...(and yes, everything I know about Australia I've learned from watching Crocodile Dundee & Mad Max...I admit it).

 

[Elphaba13]

I don't have a guest room, but the original outside toilet (outhouse) is still down the back. The actual toilets been removed so I could put you all in there. It'll be cozy! I'll upload a pic of your potential quarters later today...

 

[Elphaba13]

Fingers crossed today's the day, guys. If TT's oldsmobile headlight is right, and a couple of other people have guessed Monday 6 June, and that's today! I hope I have a surprise on my doorstop when I get home. I really want to try custard... And french toast .... and irish cream .... and maple almond .... and the other things.

 

[SecondChance]

hoping the best for ya! But I still think tomorrow!... Ugh!.....Let us know...

 

[Elphaba13]

And I just hope Aust Post read the instructions. Last time FSUSA put on it "ok to leave at front door behind pot plants". Aust post ignored it, and left a card (it didn't need signing for). So this time I asked FSUSA to put a big highlighter through it. I hate when juice arrives on a Monday and still can't get it til Friday, because that's the only day I can get to the Post Office.

 

[Elphaba13]

Congratulations to everyone who guessed Monday 6 June. Sort of. STUPID Australia post once again ignored my request to leave the package. So I have to wait until Friday to pick it up. We leave at 6.30 am and get home 6.30pm, so lucky I don't work Fridays or I'd never get it. It will have been steeping for almost 3 weeks, so I guess that's something.

David & Co: do you guys ship to PO boxes? I know a lot of companies don't, but I have a PO box across the road from where I work, where we have most of our mail sent, and it would be so much easier for me. If only because Australia Post are .......

 

[Padre]

"ok to leave at front door behind pot plants"

Wow, the laws down under are so different than here!

 

[mauisunpam]

yes we can ship to a P.O. Box..

and don't forget about the toad problems in Aussieland. Nasty toads that leak halucinogenic sap. yuk!!!

 

[Elphaba13]

Wow, the laws down under are so different than here!

Lol. Not that sort of pot.

 

[Elphaba13]

And now there's a huge sale on. I have so many samples in that package that I might want to stock up on! I know that FSUSA runs sales all the time, but 35% is a huge discount. So, VGF, how certain ARE you that I will love custard? I hate know there are 30 mls of the stuff just around the corner from my house, waiting for me to liberate it.... And because I suspect I may also like the maple walnut and french toast that I have samples of. I seem to like buttery caramely vapes, hence my addiction to hopscotch.

 

[div]

WTG, you got your juice...kinda. I still guessed right...kinda. but at least the custard will be nice and steeped when you get it Friday. Let us know what you think of it.

 

[vaporgalinfla]

And now there's a huge sale on. I have so many samples in that package that I might want to stock up on! I know that FSUSA runs sales all the time, but 35% is a huge discount. So, VGF, how certain ARE you that I will love custard? I hate know there are 30 mls of the stuff just around the corner from my house, waiting for me to liberate it.... And because I suspect I may also like the maple walnut and french toast that I have samples of. I seem to like buttery caramely vapes, hence my addiction to hopscotch.

Since we both like the buttery caramely flavors, I think you'll love custard! Have you tried butterscotch almond yet? That was one of my favorites until I got too hooked on hopscotch. I think I read in one of your posts that you ordered Irish Cream. It's very good, but it needs to steep for a long time.

 

[Elphaba13]

The butterscotch almond will be in my next order. Irish cream is a sample so hopefully won't need steeping.

I feel really unwell today and everyone keeps saying I shouldn't have come in. (in a very small voice: if I didn't come in tomorrow I could get to the post office and get my juice...)

 

[vaporgalinfla]

Elpha - Go with your small voice and call in sick tomorrow.

 

[div]

Sorrry to hear you aren't feeling well Elphaba, take tomorrow off (wink, wink)

 

[technovapir]

Lol. Not that sort of pot.

Now see, there's your problem. I bet if it WAS that sort of pot plant, your package would have been left there, and the plant would have disappeared...
I'm glad the e-juices are closer to you anyway. I hope that you're sick enough to stay home from work, but not so sick that you can't get to the post office tomorrow...Be Well!

 

[TexasT]

And now there's a huge sale on. I have so many samples in that package that I might want to stock up on! I know that FSUSA runs sales all the time, but 35% is a huge discount. So, VGF, how certain ARE you that I will love custard? I hate know there are 30 mls of the stuff just around the corner from my house, waiting for me to liberate it.... And because I suspect I may also like the maple walnut and french toast that I have samples of. I seem to like buttery caramely vapes, hence my addiction to hopscotch.

Okay, I just had my headlight out and did some checking for you. You will LIKE the Custard. You will LOVE the French Toast, Maple Walnut and Hopscotch. You will be ADDICTED to the Irish Cream. You need to try the Peaches 'n Cream, Cocoa Butter and Cocoa Choas.

While I was checking out your fortune in my Oldsmobile headlight, I also noticed that this week, you will need to avoid any trips in a submarine, refrain from sky diving and do not vape heavily and then place your vaping device in your front pants pocket or chest area. I also foresee a big smile on your face when you get your package opened!!!

TT

 

[vaporgalinfla]

Okay, I just had my headlight out and did some checking for you. You will LIKE the Custard. You will LOVE the French Toast, Maple Walnut and Hopscotch. You will be ADDICTED to the Irish Cream. You need to try the Peaches 'n Cream, Cocoa Butter and Cocoa Choas.

While I was checking out your fortune in my Oldsmobile headlight, I also noticed that this week, you will need to avoid any trips in a submarine, refrain from sky diving and do not vape heavily and then place your vaping device in your front pants pocket or chest area. I also foresee a big smile on your face when you get your package opened!!!

TT

You almost nailed it this time TT! She loves the custard. I agree that she really needs to avoid putting her Ego in her front pants pocket or chest area. You're so smart and such an awesome fortunate teller. So, did you clean your headlight this time before reading her fortune? If so, perhaps you should do this every time!

Seriously though - what is cocoa butter? What does it taste like?

 

[TexasT]

Seriously though - what is cocoa butter? What does it taste like?

What is Cocoa Butter? Its a juice offered for sale by FSUSA.

What does it taste like? As the name implies it's an orange flavored licorice with heavy purple overtones and RY4 on exhaust.

Lovely juice. Try it!!!

 

[vaporgalinfla]

What is Cocoa Butter? Its a juice offered for sale by FSUSA.

What does it taste like? As the name implies it's an orange flavored licorice with heavy purple overtones and RY4 on exhaust.

Lovely juice. Try it!!!

"... orange flavored licorice with heavy purple overtones and RY4 on exhaust."

Yuck!

Last post for the night; going to bed.

TT - is your granddaughter still visiting? If so, I hope that the two of you are having a great time.