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[muttSRT]

1 molotov cocktail
2 calcium carbide bomb (so easy to make)
3 nailgun (no permit required)
4 hairspray + lighter
5 tattoo gun (needed to identify hybrids by serial number)
6 flame thrower ( do I need a permit for this?)
7 squirt gun filled with mystery chemical (darned TOS)
8 taser (great for your romantic life as well)
9 Tranq gun loaded with kettamine rounds (who am I kidding, I'll be out of ammo by Z-day)
10 Pepper spray (for those bland beans)
Fantasy items:
11 Etheral Breath Of The Dying Grand Matron Bow 400% enhanced damage with 15% life steal (Yeah baby)
12 De-locater (still waiting to see what it even is but I want one)

I got to respond Mac:

1) thats not a gun...lol
2) not a gun
3) ok, you finally listed a gun, but at least remove the press safety and make sure its a portable version
4) again, not a gun
5) forgot to add the tattoo gun to my list- the need for body beautification will exist even after Z-day starts
6) we'll count this as a gun because it was on an episode of sons of guns
7) make sure the squirt gun is well built to avoid leakage
8) thats one hell of a love life you got going
9) make sure to get an abundance of ammo----then share
10) didnt think there was going to be any beans at the casino??
11) you have officially lost me on this one
12) I have been trying to come up with an explanation for the de-locator, but have no idea what it is either

 

[Mac]

I got to respond Mac:

Of course..

1) thats not a gun...lol

Maybe not but it is a projectile weapon. It's cheap easy to get and very destructive.

2) not a gun

No but it involves hydrogen! (in a post apocalyptic world) Hydrogen is your friend!

3) ok, you finally listed a gun, but at least remove the press safety and make sure its a portable version

You nailed it!

4) again, not a gun

I'm on a budget here!

5) forgot to add the tattoo gun to my list- the need for body beautification will exist even after Z-day starts

Although our motives are different, I'm sure we could find it equally useful.

6) we'll count this as a gun because it was on an episode of sons of guns

I knew you'd see it my way on this one!

7) make sure the squirt gun is well built to avoid leakage

Super soaker!

8) thats one hell of a love life you got going

The operative word here being "hell"

9) make sure to get an abundance of ammo----then share

Well general, I suppose I could as long as you promise not to snooze on the job.

10) didnt think there was going to be any beans at the casino??

I have to get there and take it over first. That means beans in route!

11) you have officially lost me on this one

Everytime you fire this bow at someone you literally steal the life from them and receive it yourself. (It's a diablo 2 item)

12) I have been trying to come up with an explanation for the de-locator, but have no idea what it is either

Yeah that's a real head scratcher there!

 

[Illustrated_Man]

I think this sums up my feelings on zombies:

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/memes-speed-is-the-key.jpg

 

[whynotvap]

Okay, I might be a little slow on this one but in case no one else knew about it:
The Dead 2011 | Official US Movie Site

It should be in the Seattle, WA area Oct 21st!