A very bad night...boo hoo

[Ciego]

It actually started earlier today.

First, my three-week old Joye Ego 850 ma/h (?) bit the big one. It will neither take, nor hold a charge. It's a passthru/batt combination, and it won't even work as a passthru. I thought the charger was the problem...until this afternoon.

Then, I was baking a batch of Daddy Tex's Special Ginger Snap Cookies, and I found out my butter was green. I didn't of course find this out until after I tasted one of the 4 dozen cookies I baked.

Then, I was vaping and killed the atomizer I had previously dubbed "The Immortal." I think. It's hard to tell. No telltale "pop" sound, but it just isn't heating up the juice to the vapor point as it should.

Okay, no worries. I put a brand-new Cisco LR atomizer on the (shorter but still cute) Joye Ego battery I got from HealthCabin. I primed it with a little BWB 555, which seems to have no taste at all (It has steeped in a cool dark place for a few days now, maybe it needs more time). So, needing a bigger taste and TH, I decided to add some Vapor Bomb "Candy Cane" (more menthol/peppermint than sweet, good TH, nice) on top of the partly full atomizer. So far so good.

Then....

I grabbed a bottle I thought was more of the 555. Wrong.


Blueberry Waffle (Vapor Bomb).

So now I'm vaping a mixture of weak tobacco flavor, really strong mint and blueberry waffle.

This reminds me of the time when I accidentally used cat food to make a tuna casserole.

I have also accidentally grabbed IcyHot when going for the "Kentucky Jelly." That's K-Y for you Northerners.

Thank God I have not as yet mistaken VG-based nicotine juice for Astroglide.

 

[Ardeagold]

Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Sorry, but.......hahahahahahahaha!!!

I'm really sorry about your battery and atty, and the cookies (ugh...green butter?), but you've got quite the way with words!

Hope tomorrow is a much better day!

 

[Tuck]

Buddy we need to Braille all your Jooose bottles.

 

[Darkwitless]

Ciego my friend shakes head you need to sniff those bottles before you drip! Um, and that mix sounds nasty. You are allowed to dump the cart and start over. please! And I think the Kentucky Jelly incident MAY explainw hy you haven't been getting the nookie you mentioned in another thread...just sayin' wink

 

[keyzygirl]

Your so funny its hard to feel bad!!LOL!!I hope it gets better!!

 

[Ciego]

Actually Tuck, Mrs. Ciego does braille many of my bottles. It's just that between puffing andpiffing, I don't always have time to label. Anything potentially hazardous or for DIY gets brailled right away of course, like bottles of pure PG or VG and all my juices with nicotine levels above 12 mg. Pluse, I can often tell what a flavor is by sniffing, although that's not a 100% sure fix. Some juices have no strong aroma until vaped.

I also tend to like the adventure of it all. Sometimes it's fun just to grab and drip (gosh, that sounded dirty). Bad things happen however when I mix juices willy-nilly on my atomizer bridge. LOL

Buddy we need to Braille all your Jooose bottles.

 

[Bella Chic]

OMG!!! I'm so sorry you had such a bad day! I can't stop laughing though, I'm giggling while typing this cause the way you wrote it is just to darn funny! Thank you for the much needed giggle and I really am sorry you had a bad day...I'm sure it will get better by tomorrow!

 

[atsirk]

I have also accidentally grabbed IcyHot when going for the "Kentucky Jelly."

OMG OMG ouch ouch ouch! Do NOT try this at home!

 

[yssiM]

LMFAO......wow, i am very sorry of ur current events, as well as some of the later ones....oy vey..poor guy. I hope tomorrow is a better day for you! ((((hugs))))

 

[zbasspro]

Ceigo, you are a breath of fresh vapor around here. I wish I could laugh at the moment but you mentioning "The Immortal" has brought back sad memories of a dear friend and atty by the name of "Chippy" that I lost several months ago.

I wish I could tell you that time would heal that but I still miss that lil guy as much today as the night I lost him. There is a eulogy written about him somewhere buried in PIF. I certainly feel your loss and am here for you, just keep the icy hot to yourself! boB

 

[Eekaa Chu]

I am so sorry you had such a cruddy day, sounds like a day in the life of me (minus the icy hot). Hope tomorrow is better, but thank you for the much needed laugh.

 

[lynleestar]

so, did the cat enjoy his casserole, lol?

 

[bonniegirl]

Sorry for Ciego??????
What about the poor recipient of the icy Hot douche? His poor wife??????? Now that, My good man, Is HORRID, simply and most assuredly horrid. *going through the visual and determining it was most certainly painful in a most horrid way.......that....UHHMM....place....yeah, Place is supposed to be warm! NOT icy and NOT hot....just warm and cozy and smooth and well....*
off to take a nice bathing with my hand held shower

 

[yssiM]

hahaha Bonnie
Ah the shower, What's Lois' name for hers nice Doc. House...LMAO

 

[loxmythe]

That icy hot statement has every guy here cringing.
You definitely have a great sense of humor

 

[BiancaMontgomery]

Dude.

 

[classwife]

Dear lox...I think the women are cringing over the icy hot too !!! LOL !!!

Sorry you had a bad day Ciego....but thank you so much for the giggles !!!

 

[Clinton]

TMI. TMI, TMI, TMI, TMI. Oh and did I mention, TMI...?

 

[Ciego]

BonnieGirl, darling...not to worry. You see, I applied the IcyHot to myself first. Don't know why I didn't notice the aroma; I guess I was too caught up in the moment.

That is, until I started doing a Hutu fertility dance. Then, a rendition of Jerry Lee Lewis' "Great Balls of Fire," sung in an uncharacteristic soprano.

** winces remembering the sensation, and remembering the time he tried to use Nair and misread the timing instructions on the bottle, back when he could see some...... **

No squirrels, kitties or beavers were injured during the posting of this reply.

Update:

* The Ego is still dead, but Loxsmythe has extended an offer of help with a repair, if one can be accomplished.

* The Immortal is drying after a long, therapeutic alcohol soak. We'll see.




* The BWB 555 has matured overnight into one of the best tobacco flavors I've ever vaped.

* I successfully filled a blank 808 cartomizer with FSUSA RY4 and am happily vapingusing my CigPig, after an evening out at a local bar, checking out a live band and vaping to my heart's content while observing analog smokers huddling outside the bar in the freezing rain smoking their butts off.

Life is better today. Thanks for the encouragement, everybody. And Happy Birthday Tuck!

** Hic **

** Burp **

Ah!

Sorry for Ciego??????
What about the poor recipient of the icy Hot douche? His poor wife??????? Now that, My good man, Is HORRID, simply and most assuredly horrid. *going through the visual and determining it was most certainly painful in a most horrid way.......that....UHHMM....place....yeah, Place is supposed to be warm! NOT icy and NOT hot....just warm and cozy and smooth and well....*
off to take a nice bathing with my hand held shower

 

[kj4lxw]

Did you switch that atty to a new battery and it stopped working? atty-works-on 1-but-not-another

Reminds me of the time at work my OC canister leaked and I got "contaminated" in the same nether regions.