I'm a new comer . I am hoping I can make friends with you .
Friends huh, not so fast Demi , state your credentials please . Is there a specific reason for the inquiry for friendship , these are things that must be known beforehand.
Thought it over and i'm going to
throw caution into the wind , i am very pleased to inform you that as of right now( 3:20 am) eastern time we are now officially friends .
Try to control your excitement please, i realize it's the best thing ever but you need to get a hold of yourself and snap out of it.
Now , since we are friends going way back (officially 3 minutes) , the next step is obviously exchanging are home and work #'s , i will need your personal contact info since i sometimes like to call and talk to friends in the wee hours of the morning .
We will touch base tomorrow .