Accidentally vaped my goatee...

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MagnusEunson

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I was vaping away this morning and my Gorilla juice got all sorts of rank and nasty on me. I knew it wasn't dry and the wicks looks saturated. After a minute of befuddlement I noticed one of my thick goatee hairs had gone done the drip-tip and right onto the coils. Not yummy. Facial hair juice is not something I'll be requesting a supplier anytime soon. -Magnus
 

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I just got a little sick inside.


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I thought burnt addy was bad!
 

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The problem is that my facial hair is a Gillette proving grounds. Gillette actually is developing a ~real~ Fusion device to handle my bloody facial hair. It's like an admantium/protein hybrid hair of doom. And it grows too bloody fast. By noon I've got a three-day scruff, by five I've got the neckbeard, and by eight I'm seventeen of the FBI's twenty most wanted. -Magnus
 

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Okay, I give up. You win.

But I did see that Doctor Who episode. Can't we just be friends now?

I had no idea we were competing. Your facial hair cigarello is by far more disgusting. If ~that~ was accidental you not only win at disgusting but you win at Charlie Sheen or whatever #WINNING is called now.

:)

We're all friends here. Except in the OUTSIDE! where we're mostly enemies and assassins. -Magnus
 

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OK, that made me want to throw up in my mouth a little. I also have a goatee (although not, apparently, in the same class as Magnus' facial hair--mine grows at a normal rate), and would never want to vape my facial hair. Have to remember to be careful if I'm dripping.

While we're on the subject of disgusting, did anyone see the earwax candle on Mythbusters last night?
 
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