Ahem... a joke

[jdg]

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

 

[MercyPoetic]

Lol. Cute

 

[NicTyson]

funny! There are so many Chuck jokes out there.....love 'em!

 

[NicTyson]

how about....Chuck Norris is not afraid of the dark....the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

 

[Jay9928]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris

 

[Faceless]

Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim on land.

 

[Thyestean]

oh no.. not the chuck norris list again....

I've only ever seen one line that I really liked but I can't remember it....

I tried to find it on google but all I got was this....

 

[Koman]

I thought Chuck Norris jokes were so 2005?