It's Tez's celery juice!!!
*edit: oops, he just said that
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It's Tez's celery juice!!!
*edit: oops, he just said that
I think Tez is messing with ya... I bet it is a new beta test flavor from Wlad... It probably is celery, and you were trying to make it taste like pear in your mind, haha.
This just blows my mind - seriously? Did you not buy this NEW - and it had to be shipped back on your dime and they tell you they'll let you know if there's a charge???? I would be on the phone and speaking to the freaking owner - as much as I love my Provari, I wouldn't buy from them again based on this alone. UNREAL!
As much as I love my ProVari and would order another in a second (if I had i like that), it is so different from defending a faceless mod vendor than it is when you know who you are dealing with. I have never seen Mr. or Mrs. ProVari, have you? 
Or maybe Wlad is messing with both of us...
The conspiracy deepens! (Or maybe I'm messing with everyone and it actually tastes to me like the juice that flows through Vallhala)
I'm not here to bag on Provape, but I find it kind of ridiculous. All kinds of warnings in the email about how if the RMA form is not filled out properly and attached, or packaged properly, etc. it would be just returned, and at my expense. My order number is right there in my emails. I didn't buy it anywhere else but direct from Provape on Black Friday, they have to know that by my order number. I reported the problem 3 days after I received it.
God knows I better not send it without signature confirmation of receipt, and full insurance. I'm not going to have a cow yet, it should be clear to them when they inspect it that they mailed me a defective unit. I'll wait and see how they handle it then. Maybe they're just stressed out from the Black Friday and Cyber Monday rush. The silver lining is I thought I could give away all my Ego stuff, but I can see now I better hang on to at least some of those as backups. I'm sure I won't see it for a week or more. Note to self: Sh** happens. Note to hopeful son: Sh** happens.
As a funny aside, my tracking info says my Provari Mini is currently in Romulus. Isn't Biz's juice there too?
I'm not here to bag on Provape, but I find it kind of ridiculous. All kinds of warnings in the email about how if the RMA form is not filled out properly and attached, or packaged properly, etc. it would be just returned, and at my expense. My order number is right there in my emails. I didn't buy it anywhere else but direct from Provape on Black Friday, they have to know that by my order number. I reported the problem 3 days after I received it.
God knows I better not send it without signature confirmation of receipt, and full insurance. I'm not going to have a cow yet, it should be clear to them when they inspect it that they mailed me a defective unit. I'll wait and see how they handle it then. Maybe they're just stressed out from the Black Friday and Cyber Monday rush. The silver lining is I thought I could give away all my Ego stuff, but I can see now I better hang on to at least some of those as backups. I'm sure I won't see it for a week or more. Note to self: Sh** happens. Note to hopeful son: Sh** happens.
As a funny aside, my tracking info says my Provari Mini is currently in Romulus. Isn't Biz's juice there too?
I have a ton of backups - I've been noticing that the batteries for my Provari are barely lasting two hours (and that's with switching off and on between my egos). I bought two new batteries and the same thing is happening. Can't figure out what the problem is.
And yes, there are certainly worse things in life that could happen, and maybe it is the rush of Black Friday/Cyber Monday - you may have just got one of their employees on a bad day
Funny about the mini being in Romulus with Biz's juice! haha
I'm not here to bag on Provape, but I find it kind of ridiculous. All kinds of warnings in the email about how if the RMA form is not filled out properly and attached, or packaged properly, etc. it would be just returned, and at my expense. My order number is right there in my emails. I didn't buy it anywhere else but direct from Provape on Black Friday, they have to know that by my order number. I reported the problem 3 days after I received it.
God knows I better not send it without signature confirmation of receipt, and full insurance. I'm not going to have a cow yet, it should be clear to them when they inspect it that they mailed me a defective unit. I'll wait and see how they handle it then. Maybe they're just stressed out from the Black Friday and Cyber Monday rush. The silver lining is I thought I could give away all my Ego stuff, but I can see now I better hang on to at least some of those as backups. I'm sure I won't see it for a week or more. Note to self: Sh** happens. Note to hopeful son: Sh** happens.
As a funny aside, my tracking info says my Provari Mini is currently in Romulus. Isn't Biz's juice there too?
Rather ironic how you'd get treated better after buying a $9 bottle of juice from Ahlusion than after buying a $200 piece of equipment from a manufacturer.
Man, until a couple of days ago I thought that Romulus was just the home-planet of the Romulans, but it turns out it's something far more nefarious than that... a black hole that devours juice an equipment!
LLJR, NOT going to happen. I have WAY too much respect for Eleanor, and she has WAY too much class and dignity to brawl. But if it comes down to it, better hedge that bet, Tez, because I don't see Eleanor fighting dirty...
Nah, Eleanor doesn't fight dirty, she is a puddy cat when you get her maaaaaaaad....
Ouch Laura! Something is definitely going on there. I vape pretty steady and strong, and I'm easily getting 5-6ish hours out of an 18350. And it doesn't seem to matter much if I use a LR or SR atty, although I tend to run on the cool side. I rarely go over 3.8v on anything.
I have a ton of backups - I've been noticing that the batteries for my Provari are barely lasting two hours (and that's with switching off and on between my egos). I bought two new batteries and the same thing is happening. Can't figure out what the problem is.
And yes, there are certainly worse things in life that could happen, and maybe it is the rush of Black Friday/Cyber Monday - you may have just got one of their employees on a bad day
Funny about the mini being in Romulus with Biz's juice! haha
If you are vaping an SR at a higher voltage, your batteries will drain super fast, especially if you got 18350s. When I vape LR at 3.7v, I get "long time." LOL
If you go past 4.2+, you will decrease the battery life. That is one of the good things about keeping it low or just using LRs.
Welllll then..... I guess I better stop talking about vaping them young!
I'm having an Imelda Marcos moment. I have 25 perfectly eligible little bottles in front of me, and can't find a thing to vape.... I'm eyeballing my.. NO. NO I'M NOT E! I WILL NOT be the Roman Polanski of Vaping! Oh, I'm not so sure living this close to Ahlusion is a good idea.
"Would monsieur care for another bottle of Grape Vine?"
"Ah yes, but no more August. Let's splurge! Bring us some fresh juice! The freshest you've got - this week! No more of this old stuff."
"Oui monsieur."
"He doesn't realize he's dealing with sophisticated people here."
"Would monsieur care for another bottle of Grape Vine?"
"Ah yes, but no more August. Let's splurge! Bring us some fresh juice! The freshest you've got - this week! No more of this old stuff."
"Oui monsieur."
"He doesn't realize he's dealing with sophisticated people here."
Nah, you just vape 'em anywho you like 'em! Eleanor won't mind.... She might insist that you buy 60 ml at a time so you can ultimately have the incredible steeped flavours at some point in your timeline though.... lol
I wish that were true of other vendors. Of 6 60ml bottles of another vendor that are 3 months old, only ONE doesn't taste tired. And that's only because it's Oreo Cookie on Steroids.
How long does Boba Tea Plain need to steep? It's 4 weeks old, and I'm not getting much love...
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I'd say if you're not getting much love by 4 weeks, that one might not be your cup of tea. I liked mine pretty much from the start, and I think by week 2 I felt like it was mostly done maturing. Of course I don't think my 10 ml lasted past week 4, so who knows? Hey, where has our resident Boba expert Dr. Axolotly been? I knew something important has been amiss the past couple of days...
Funny you mention that, I was just thinking that this morning. I posted a picture of my first real Boba Tea yesterday, and no word from the Tapioca Ball gallery... hmmm....
highjacking alert. so boba tea, being Taiwanese myself, and moved from LA (where there's boba tea everywhere) to OKC (where there's really not), I crave them. I crave them day in and day out and somehow got my gf addicted to boba tea. From the description on ahlusion, they hit the points on the milky part, and some spices. My question is, does it vape like I'm back home w/ a plastic cup of boba tea in hand sucking on those giant straws?
Well, I had this on Monday, and just vaped some Ahlusion tonight, and my personal experience is... no.
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I don't find the flavor of the vape to be as strong. It is correct, but I think the real thing has more flavor.
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I don't find the flavor of the vape to be as strong. It is correct, but I think the real thing has more flavor.
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