It was a sunny cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. This struck Alice as odd, and she wondered if they were broken as she exclaimed "That's a strange thing for clocks to do, this is getting curiouser and curiouser by the moment!" So Alice went to the wisest creature she knew who was also a Hookah smoking caterpillar. Bewildered but the clocks, and further so by the luscious scent wafting from the caterpillar's hookah, Alice asked the caterpillar about the time. "Why, child, it is tea time," the Caterpillar replied. So Alice obliged and took out her brand new provari with a kayfun lite filled with Sweet Tease and proceed to blow clouds. When the caterpillar saw the huge clouds everywhere, he wondered if he should seek cover, as the clouds reminded him of a great thunderstorm which had happened a long time ago. Suddenly a large, blue, avian-like cloud appeared and opened up to show a viewing screen replaying the storm from the days of Vapelandian yore. With trepidation in his voice, the Caterpillar stared distantly and said "On that day, the clocks also chimed 13 0'clock", and he vanished in a puff of vapor leaving Alice befuzzled and confuzzled.
As she wandered around as if in a daze, Alice almost knocked over a large white rabbit that mysteriously appeared. "Follow me!" cried the rabbit leading her down a curious corridor ending in a red door which he opened to reveal a rabbitrynthian rabbitory, full of beaskers and bunny warmers. "What a curious place" exclaimed Alice as she watched the rabbit nervously dart from table to table, checking the contents of each beaker carefully.
"What is that magical smell?" Alice cried as she ran after the absurd rabbit. The rabbit replied "that my darling is my favorite liquid that a good friend of mine made and named after me." Alice giggled with delight as she ran to the next beaker, "And this one?". The strange beaker was labeled, "vape Me". So Alice and the rabbit did just that and Alice proclaimed "this amazing juice tastes just like bananas and milk!"
As she vaped Alice noticed that her arms were growing longer and my oh my she grew a tail. She began to feel light on her feet, and had the urge to swing from the chandelier. To her amazement, this is just what she did. The Rabbit scowled at Alice down his twitching, bespectacled nose and exclaimed in a nervous voice, "Come down from there this instant and vape this dear girl if will you want to return your sweet, former self". Alice pondered for a moment, and responded with a double backflip dismount to land directly in front of The Rabbit.
"Why, I do say," said Alice, as she inhaled thick clouds of lucious vapor, "you *do* have unique blends!" She shrunk back down to her normal proportions as she breathed out with a sigh of content. "But what of this one here?" Alice pointed to a beaker of deep red liquid and asked, "What does this one taste like?" "Oh,no, no, no!" the White Rabbit exclaimed, "you musn't touch that one! It's for the Queen! In fact...." He pulled out his pocketwatch.
" She's late and I'm late for a very important date!" as he scooted down a hole that mysteriously opened up in the floor.
Still slightly giddy from her last experience Alice thought "I wonder where that Rabbit has gone off to?" and without further hesitation, plunged headlong into the hole after him.
"Perhaps leaping before looking was not the finest of ideas", she thought as she fell for some length, albeit gently, into the dark hole. It seemed as if she had been falling for a very long time and as she fell she saw many other things falling gently with her.
As Alice gazed in wonder at the objects, the air in front of her began to shimmer as a very large smile, and only a smile appeared before her and asked "Are you coming or going?" Alice thought carefully as she realized that she appeared to be falling UP and exclaimed "why I do think I am coming".
"Are you sure?" asked the smile, "because it seems to me you are doing both, coming from somewhere and going to someplace...I think you may be confused dear child" the smile said as it chuckled in delight. "well maybe you are right...because up seems to be down and down seems to be up.. Curiouser and curiouser how strange things have become ! Cried Alice. With an abrupt *thump* (and a bit of a tumble and roll), Alice's journey through the down-up-going-coming tunnel came to an end...at the feet of none other than Tweedledee and Tweedledum!
As she wandered around as if in a daze, Alice almost knocked over a large white rabbit that mysteriously appeared. "Follow me!" cried the rabbit leading her down a curious corridor ending in a red door which he opened to reveal a rabbitrynthian rabbitory, full of beaskers and bunny warmers. "What a curious place" exclaimed Alice as she watched the rabbit nervously dart from table to table, checking the contents of each beaker carefully.
"What is that magical smell?" Alice cried as she ran after the absurd rabbit. The rabbit replied "that my darling is my favorite liquid that a good friend of mine made and named after me." Alice giggled with delight as she ran to the next beaker, "And this one?". The strange beaker was labeled, "vape Me". So Alice and the rabbit did just that and Alice proclaimed "this amazing juice tastes just like bananas and milk!"
As she vaped Alice noticed that her arms were growing longer and my oh my she grew a tail. She began to feel light on her feet, and had the urge to swing from the chandelier. To her amazement, this is just what she did. The Rabbit scowled at Alice down his twitching, bespectacled nose and exclaimed in a nervous voice, "Come down from there this instant and vape this dear girl if will you want to return your sweet, former self". Alice pondered for a moment, and responded with a double backflip dismount to land directly in front of The Rabbit.
"Why, I do say," said Alice, as she inhaled thick clouds of lucious vapor, "you *do* have unique blends!" She shrunk back down to her normal proportions as she breathed out with a sigh of content. "But what of this one here?" Alice pointed to a beaker of deep red liquid and asked, "What does this one taste like?" "Oh,no, no, no!" the White Rabbit exclaimed, "you musn't touch that one! It's for the Queen! In fact...." He pulled out his pocketwatch.
" She's late and I'm late for a very important date!" as he scooted down a hole that mysteriously opened up in the floor.
Still slightly giddy from her last experience Alice thought "I wonder where that Rabbit has gone off to?" and without further hesitation, plunged headlong into the hole after him.
"Perhaps leaping before looking was not the finest of ideas", she thought as she fell for some length, albeit gently, into the dark hole. It seemed as if she had been falling for a very long time and as she fell she saw many other things falling gently with her.
As Alice gazed in wonder at the objects, the air in front of her began to shimmer as a very large smile, and only a smile appeared before her and asked "Are you coming or going?" Alice thought carefully as she realized that she appeared to be falling UP and exclaimed "why I do think I am coming".
"Are you sure?" asked the smile, "because it seems to me you are doing both, coming from somewhere and going to someplace...I think you may be confused dear child" the smile said as it chuckled in delight. "well maybe you are right...because up seems to be down and down seems to be up.. Curiouser and curiouser how strange things have become ! Cried Alice. With an abrupt *thump* (and a bit of a tumble and roll), Alice's journey through the down-up-going-coming tunnel came to an end...at the feet of none other than Tweedledee and Tweedledum!
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