I would like to point out that when a beer tap is acting up or has to be drawn from, y'all talk to it as a female. "come on Honey, act nice now..." and one for the PIF sounds dirty but... thread "not too much head now, sweetie"... I spent years as a cocktail waitress in college. Beer taps are female.

Used to be married to a NY'er so northern humor is not lost on me!! Just different....saw the TX... and was confused...but I get it!! Just want fun to be fun...No harm...No foul....