Always leave a PV inside a hot car with a seat belt attached. Remember to lock the doors and close the windows before leaving because thieves prowl parking lots look for exclusively for unattended PVs. There is a growing market for stolen PVs, especially Provaris and vintage Buzz Pros that command a high price on the e-cig black market. If the PV gangs somehow miss stealing your prized appliance and you should discover your car consumed in flames from a BHVB (Baking Hot Vapie Bottle) first responders trained in AVCP (Anti-
vaping Conflagrate Procedures) will surround your melting vehicle quickly before flames can ignite sewer gas or spread to nearby gas mains, filling stations, oil refineries, cat grooming shops, etc. In August of 2012 the entire township of Garden Hose, Nevada was leveled by Category 5 BHVB event. A mugshot of Miles D. Cool was featured in the Garden Hose Republican as the neglectful owner of the $5.00 eGo clone and vaporized green Aztek SUV. The town was declared a disaster area and received FEMA support within 400 days.