Another Story Contest!

[JimCal]

A loud clap of thunder occurred and Doc Brown, Marty and Einstein showed up in a Delorean! "Hi Shane!" said Marty as he climbed out of the car behind Einstein, who was now wagging his tail furiously. "I understand you need to get back to the year 2085!" "If the Libyans aren't still chasing us, you'll have plenty of time to make it back home to pack for the trip."

 

[spacekitty]

They had a tough time making it back to Shane's place, since all of the white lines on the streets had mysteriously disappeared...

 

[440BB]

and he realized that he was trapped inside a Gamecube session of Mario Cart. Why oh why couldn't it be an Xbox, he lamented to himself, so as not to scare his companions. Trapped in a video game while being trapped inside a deep sea bubble, things were looking bleak until...

 

[IThrenodyI]

Samuel L Jackson wandered over. That guy ALWAYS knows how to get out of trouble!

 

[FranC]

And he did it very nicely

 

[JimCal]

Shane said to Samuel, "So, you know what a cheeseburger is called in France. Bet you don't know what it's called in Mexico?" "Listen here mother.......**, a cheeseburger in Mexico is called a Grande with queso. English mother.......*! Do you speak it!?" Samuel then proceeded to apologize to Shane and said he is a victim of PPFSS(Post Pulp Fiction Stress Syndrome).

 

[SmilingSlasher]

(click)...........and the TV got shut off. "That had to be the weirdest TV movie I've ever watched." said Chrissy. "Shane........I just watched this terrible SYFY TV movie. The main character had your name too!! The story was all over the place, combining many classic movies and old stars that haven't worked in YEARS!! It was TERRIBLE!!!" she said. Shane only laughed and asked her to come to bed.

 

[FranC]

Then had horrible dreams about

 

[SmilingSlasher]

people constantly interjecting washed up celebrities into the Story Thread on ECF. She woke up and said to herself......"WHY, GOD.......OH, WHY would they keep doing that OVER and OVER and OVER? Knowing that it only makes the story boring and unreadable." Shane rolls over, still half asleep and says....."Cause nobody cares anymore." and then falls back asleep.

 

[FranC]

Hoping morning will bring a better story

 

[SmilingSlasher]

The rest of the night Chrissy tossed and turned. Sleep did not come easy........at all, so she slowly crawled out of bed and walked to the kitchen. She was fixing a cup of warm milk and as she stared out the kitchen window she noticed.....

 

[JimCal]

blah blah blah blah....

 

[ks4io]

but it never gets any better because life isn't like one of the stories that get posted on the internet, his vape mail never comes on time and the random generator never picks his name to win that awesome prize. So...

 

[FranC]

they go back to sleep

 

[SmilingSlasher]

Alarm sounds at 8am........

 

[spacekitty]

Shane mumbles: Remind me never to eat Chinese before going to bed!!

 

[JimCal]

He then went on to mention, "Sorry I brought up all those has been stars." I guess I can't control my dreams.

 

[SmilingSlasher]

"But it's nothing I can't just shake off and forget about." he thought as he stumbled to the shower.

 

[FranC]

and decided a cold one would be good.

 

[Uncle]

That Cold Shower - really snapped him out of that nightmare that started - what seemed . . . so so long ago. He was so happy all the foolishness was done and things could now get back to normal . . . When he was done getting dressed - he went to the kitchen where he sees Chrissy making him breakfast of Eggs, Country Ham, Grits w/Sausage gravy, and from scratch Buttermilk biscuits with fresh Homemade Strawberry jam.