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The van wobbled as the driver startled from the activity in the van. Billy Bob pulled a gun from his pocket and pointed it at Shane. "Man, stop hitting me! I just want to explain!" Shane closed his eyes and thought, "even if I count to 100 I won't cool down. This day gets more f'd up by the minute..."
"I hate Minnesota, it has caused me nothing but heartache. All I wanted was some DIY juice from New Germany for me and my wife," he thought. Just as the thought of his beloved came to mind his blood began to simmer instead of boil and then Billy Bob said, "Look, I knows the pigs are look'n fer me!" "I tries to call you and give yer a heads up day may be mistak'n you fer me, but nobody answered!" Shane recalled his phone being locked in the car just before the commotion began.
"I can't just turn myself in", billy bob said. "They'll get off your back eventually, they can't prove you did anything wrong". Shane sighed... he couldn't turn his friend in, could he?
he scheduled a time to "meet up" with billy bob to help him out with a passport. shane called the cops and informed them of the place and time the meeting was scheduled for.
While he was preparing for his "meet up" with Billy Bob, he could help but think about...
And all the bad times he is having until Billy Bob goes good again.
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"The meeting spot will be the One Stop DIY Shop," Shane told FBI Agent Ernst Maxwell. In the back of Shane's mind he knew he needed some answers from his long time friend/cousin first. So he secretly met with Billy Bob just southeast in Waconia by the lake there. There, beside the azure blue water, as Billy Bob described the last week's events, it all began to make sense to Shane. Billy Bob said he went to Chrissy for help the night before last, but she turned him away, fearing for herself and Shane. He was on the lamb from loansharks who wanted $500,000 that Billy Bob lost at the Indian Casino back in Tennessee. "Der only tang Ise could tink to do was rowb that bank," Billy Bob pleaded. Feeling empathy for his friend/cousin, Shane gave the counterfeit passport to Billy Bob and told him to disappear to Tapachula, Mexico. Before taking off Billy Bob turned with a sorrowful look in his eye....as he sucker punched Shane right in the kisser. "That's fer earlier! And sose Ernst dosen't suspect yer." And off into the night Billy Bob bounded.
Shane awoke by the lake, a little clouded and throbbing from where billy bob had socked him. with no car, no phone, and no vapeage, shane began to walk home.
The events of the last 24 hours swan through Shane's kind like muddy water. All he wanted was to go to the One Stop DIY Shop. Now here he was dealing with the FBI, his nose probably broken, no car, no money no ID and worst of all NO VAPAGE!!!!! He needed ...
To get back home and to his wife "Chrissy", since she always had a way to make Shane feel better. When all of a sudden Shane heard a shot whiz by his head . . . HE turned around to see FBI Agent Ernst Maxwell standing there with his firearm drawn and telling Shane not to move or he was a dead man. Of course, Shane was befuddled and did not understand what was happening. Then he saw out of the corner of his eye - just behind Agent Maxwell - there was Billie Bob with his laser equipped Shotgun pointed directly at the agent. He didn't believe it at all - here he is stuck in the woods half dazed, bruised/beaten, tired - all after what he thought was the worst day in his life . . . Facing directly into an FBI Agent's gun and seeing his friend ready and willing to shot the agent . . . What was Shane supposed to do . . . Warn the Agent and Tell him to drop - Call out to Billie Bob not to shot the agent - or RUN and let them fight it out . . . Shane wondered - would Billie Bob be killed or the Agent or would Shane . . . AND - Could Shane face the aftermath of it all . . . Would he ever see his loving and devoted Chrissy again . . . WHAT ? ? ? Was Shane to do . . . AND - Would Shane and Billie Bob's secret finally be found out . . . That Billie Bob was and always has been a WOMAN . . .
(Bet No One Saw That Coming - Especially since I originally spelled the name of "Shane's" Best Freind/Cousin as "Billie Bob" and then someone changed it . . .
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(Bet No One Saw That Coming - Especially since I originally spelled the name of "Shane's" Best Freind/Cousin as "Billie Bob" and then someone changed it . . .
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finally shane came to a resolution. He yelled, "billie bob!! no!!". the agent, realizing someone was behind him, turned around to the gun in his face.To get back home and to his wife "Chrissy", since she always had a way to make Shane feel better. When all of a sudden Shane heard a shot whiz by his head . . . HE turned around to see FBI Agent Ernst Maxwell standing there with his firearm drawn and telling Shane not to move or he was a dead man. Of course, Shane was befuddled and did not understand what was happening. Then he saw out of the corner of his eye - just behind Agent Maxwell - there was Billie Bob with his laser equipped Shotgun pointed directly at the agent. He didn't believe it at all - here he is stuck in the woods half dazed, bruised/beaten, tired - all after what he thought was the worst day in his life . . . Facing directly into an FBI Agent's gun and seeing his friend ready and willing to shot the agent . . . What was Shane supposed to do . . . Warn the Agent and Tell him to drop - Call out to Billie Bob not to shot the agent - or RUN and let them fight it out . . . Shane wondered - would Billie Bob be killed or the Agent or would Shane . . . AND - Could Shane face the aftermath of it all . . . Would he ever see his loving and devoted Chrissy again . . . WHAT ? ? ? Was Shane to do . . . AND - Would Shane and Billie Bob's secret finally be found out . . . That Billie Bob was and always has been a WOMAN . . .
(Bet No One Saw That Coming - Especially since I originally spelled the name of "Shane's" Best Freind/Cousin as "Billie Bob" and then someone changed it . . .
"now you sit yerself down, mister eff-bee-eye", billie bob said snarkily. The agent, looking stunned, dropped his gun and sat down on the ground, putting his life in the hands of billie bob.
Shane was still shaking when Billie Bob pulled up along side his car. He just stared blankly as he/she smashed the window with the .... of her shotgun retrieving Shane's belongings. They drove in silence as Shane's mind wandered frenetically from one memory to the other; Billie Bob as a little girl in a sundress with a black eye and dirty knees, Billie Bob dressed as a man holding a shot gun to the head of an FBI agent and the illicit tryst he shared with his best friend... no his SISTER all those years ago...
"Where are we going?" Shane asked passively...
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