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[SmilingSlasher]

Realizing the giraffe was sitting on his vape gear, he began approaching it from behind...

He laughed as he thought......"Why are we always approaching animals from behind, here in Tennesse??"

 

[l_strider_l]

"I'm not sure, but it sure did have a perty mouth......" he muttered, dazed, as he seemed to awake from a muddled trance. He quickly realized he had fallen under the subtle melodic spell of the Tennessee River sirens.

 

[SmilingSlasher]

"I'm not sure, but it sure did have a perty mouth......" he muttered, dazed, as he seemed to awake from a muddled trance. He quickly realized he had fallen under the subtle melodic spell of the Tennessee River sirens.

"Can't fall under their spell again" Shane muttered.......

 

[l_strider_l]

"O sisters let's go down, let's go down, come on down, o sisters let's go down, down in the river to....." as the muses' melodic harmony began to dissipate into the background of consciousness he thought to himself, "those dirty sirens....

 

[IThrenodyI]

"...are already wet. I should bring them some soap!"

 

[SmilingSlasher]

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"...are already wet. I should bring them some soap!"

As he headed towards the shack to fetch some DAWN liquid he tripped on something sticking out of the ground......"What was that??" he thought

 

[Prism]

It was a soap on a rope,

he picked it up and headed back to the river as fast as he could

 

[IThrenodyI]

When he arrived back at the riverbank, he...

 

[SmilingSlasher]

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When he arrived back at the riverbank, he...

couldn't find the sirens. "Where'd they "r-u-n-n-o-f-t" to?" he wondered

 

[l_strider_l]

Unbenounced to him the beautiful muses had decided they valued too much their fancy-free lifestyle to give Shane a second thought, exclaiming, "He's a suitor!"

 

[SmilingSlasher]

Unbenounced to him the beautiful muses had decided they valued too much their fancy-free lifestyle to give Shane a second thought, exclaiming, "He's a suitor!"

And with that, Shane left. He decided he was going to go inside and listen to an Oak Ridge Boys Greatest Hits CD that had came in the mail earlier. His wife, Chrissy, was busy cleaning out the kitchen cabinets when he walked in the door.

 

[Uncle]

Which amazed "Shane" beyond belief - since "Christy" never ever went into the kitchen to do anything, but eat what her mother cooked for them - let a lone do any house work.

 

[barefootgirl]

So he wondered what was up with Chrissy's out of character behavior.... Was it hormonal? Is she pregnant again and doing the "nesting" thing?

 

[SmilingSlasher]

So he wondered what was up with Chrissy's out of character behavior.... Was it hormonal? Is she pregnant again and doing the "nesting" thing?

Without hesitation he runs back out the door and looses his breakfast. "GOD......I hope she ain't pregnant!!" he said to himself.

 

[Uncle]

We already have 24 children - that are cousins too . . .

 

[barefootgirl]

He was stressed to the max and decided to unwind by doing his fave hobby... One Stop DIY Shop Time !!!

 

[SmilingSlasher]

He was stressed to the max and decided to unwind by doing his fave hobby... One Stop DIY Shop Time !!!

He pulled out his smartphone (which he could only afford after not buying 24 pairs of shoes for his kids) and navigates to the website.....

 

[Prism]

He decided a new juice was in order....No more "Cotton Candy Cousin Lovin At the County Fair" flavor. It was time for something totally different. After much studying of DIY Shop's website he deceided to order the new flavor called.....

 

[SmilingSlasher]

He decided a new juice was in order....No more "Cotton Candy Cousin Lovin At the County Fair" flavor. It was time for something totally different. After much studying of DIY Shop's website he deceided to order the new flavor called.....

"Overall Wearin, Sittin' on the Porch, UFO Watchin' Watermelon"

 

[barefootgirl]

With that newly found fave smoke joooze he shouted "Hee Haw" cuz he be happy as a critter and he reckon'd he better be a fixin a "Kissin Cousin Vapin n Vittles Bash" right quick.