Another Story Contest!

[SmilingSlasher]

that's the end of tonight's portion of the bedtime book we've been reading" says the mother says to her young son. "Awwwwwwww.........read more, please" he begged, but his mom says "No" as she tucks him in and kisses his forehead. "Goodnight my baby boy" she whispers. "Lights out".

She flicks the light switch and walks out of the room and down the hall to her bedroom. Time to.........

 

[ShariR]

take her hair down and put on her fishnet stockings and stiletto heels

 

[IThrenodyI]

Now where did she put that corset...

 

[Uncle]

She knew she left it on the bed with everything else she needed for the night she planned to have with her . . .

 

[IThrenodyI]

Latin friend, Enrico Jose. He was taking her to...

 

[SmilingSlasher]

"Pound Town" and then he was going to go back to.........

 

[spacekitty]

see how Robin Williams was doing after his sex change operation!!




(it seems that somebody got confused a couple of pages back!! lmao)

 

[SmilingSlasher]

Turns out Robin Williams was just fine and requested that people no longer contact him/her because he wants to live a private life outside of the publics eye.


(This story keeps getting more confusing. Everytime it starts getting good, a wrench gets thrown in and with the "mom reading to her son" reset, I was only trying to get it back to somewhere we could all start posting something readable.)

 

[somejerk]

Turns out Robin Williams was just fine and requested that people no longer contact him/her because he wants to live a private life outside of the publics eye.


(This story keeps getting more confusing. Everytime it starts getting good, a wrench gets thrown in and with the "mom reading to her son" reset, I was only trying to get it back to somewhere we could all start posting something readable.)

enrico and his woman were hurt after all of the support they had offered to Robin, and decided to....

 

[SmilingSlasher]

protest, by having a Robin Williams DVD burning event at the local mall's parking lot.

 

[Uncle]

Only to finally realize that He was still experiencing another "NIGHTMARE" and not the reality of what was happening right there and then. So "Enrico Jose" decided that his drink at the "Pound Town" must have been spike with some kinda of "hallucinogen" by that equally strange woman he meet there who he knew needed to be committed to a mental institution by the way she was acting and what she was saying. He immediately ran back his Friend - so she could take him to the Hospital/Rehab to have the Doctors there "Flush" out all the drugs that caused this craziness, and more importantly - so he could stay on the right track. 3 days later "Enrico" is released from the hospital/rehab and decides to do something special to reward himself for being able to regain his senses. He goes to stay at the Health Spa for a week to get refreshed - there he meets up with . . .


(EDIT:

(This story keeps getting more confusing. Everytime it starts getting good, a wrench gets thrown in and with the "mom reading to her son" reset, I was only trying to get it back to somewhere we could all start posting something readable.)

I couldn't agree with anyone more . . . IMO - I really wish people would at least try to stay with the storyline that "WE" are ALL working so hard to keep going without dropping off the deep end . . . Just Sayin' . . .)

 

[SmilingSlasher]

Rebecca. A nice divorcee who just wants to have a good time and meet new people............who aren't celebreties

 

[somejerk]

Rebecca. A nice divorcee who just wants to have a good time and meet new people............who aren't celebreties

they had some health/spa salad with some fresh fruit and over all had a relaxing time, until she suddenly "had to go" and left without the proper salutations.

 

[spacekitty]

It suddenly dawned on Enrico that Rebecca was not really a woman at all... but Robin Williams dressed in drag as Mrs. Doubtfire... who had just escaped from the same mental institution that he had been in for rehab, and had been stalking him ever since he left!!

He ran to the emergency exit of the spa, only to find it locked...

 

[SmilingSlasher]

and a big sign hanging on the door that said "Some people just don't understand" and then Enrico sobbed realizing that he would be trapped in this HELL forever.

 

[spacekitty]

Just then, the emergency door swung open revealing a long tunnel... and out from it came a bright, white light...

 

[SmilingSlasher]

and Robin Williams was there, shot in the face with an assualt rifle and won't be coming back anymore because everybody is sick of him and the same 6 voices he does and his lame jokes. Plus everyone hates how he grows a beard and all of a sudden he's a "serious" actor. Enrico is so glad this has happened and walks away knowing that Robin Williams is no more. He even made sure to check his I.D. to make sure it was the real Robin Williams.........it was. It wasn't an impersonator or a crazed fan............It was HIM. All hail the death of a washed up, once funny but not anymore actor/comedian..........the LATE Robin Williams.

Just before Enrico walks out, he turns around, walks over to Robin Williams corpse and stomps his head into a mushy pile. "There are no zombies in the real world...........but just incase." he thought and then walked away and left without thinking of Robin Williams fans, friends or family.

 

[spacekitty]

I could make RW come back as a Zombie, but I won't... LOL!!

 

[somejerk]

and Robin Williams was there, shot in the face with an assualt rifle and won't be coming back anymore because everybody is sick of him and the same 6 voices he does and his lame jokes. Plus everyone hates how he grows a beard and all of a sudden he's a "serious" actor. Enrico is so glad this has happened and walks away knowing that Robin Williams is no more. He even made sure to check his I.D. to make sure it was the real Robin Williams.........it was. It wasn't an impersonator or a crazed fan............It was HIM. All hail the death of a washed up, once funny but not anymore actor/comedian..........the LATE Robin Williams.

very thorough... lol.

The funeral passed by in what seemed to be a blink of time, a move was in order and NYC is the plan.

 

[Uncle]

All of a sudden the Police came to arrest "Enrico" for MURDER he did not mean to commit - it was only then that he finally realized it was futile attempt to face reality and had actually succumbed to the wanted ways of a lost tormented soul of the vile "Witch" who had put a spell on him. One in which he would never ever notice how evil and insane she really was. A pity - since "Enrico" was thought to be so smart and intellagant to have known better by all the other friends he had. He was forever LOST into the deep darkest pit of "Hades" with no chance of returning to reality and regaining his sanity after all. So sadly and much to the amazement of so many - the fantastic story ends here . . .