must be as crazy as a box of frogs
You sure we're allowed to put frogs in boxes?
or should that be persons of reduced synaptic capacity
Oi! I've been suffering from that since I stopped smoking!
Serves you right for pulling faces at me
She`s at it again bob.
Who? ...Me? I aint at nothing!
I hate magpies myself, and have seen how they operate in our garden, they are bloody evil. I don`t mind saying i have shot a few in the past !
Yes, where the doves and wood pigeons are the peaceful polite ones, the magpies are the vicious murderers of the garden!
What ! What ! just send it to me trisha, pretty please.
I used to have a parrot that put his head on one side and changed her voice to say "pretty Polly" in a slow, sing-song wheedling way ...as much as to say, 'aren't I a cute bird' ! ...you sound just like her!
Ah yes, how can we forget flowery Tw*^%ts
Indeed!
Ah yes Trish
watery fowls
and flowery lady parts
Your imagination seems to be running riot Vince!

This is the list of signs used:
Episode 1: "Fawlty Towers" (the letter "S" is askew)
Episode 2: "Fawlty Tower" (the letter "L" is askew)
Episode 3: "Fawty Tower" (the letter "W" is askew)
Episode 4: "Fawty Toer"
Episode 5: "Warty Towels"
Episode 7: "Fawlty Tower" (the letter "L" is askew)
Episode 8: "Watery Fowls"
Episode 9: "Flay Otters"
Episode 10: "Fatty Owls"
Episode 11: "Flowery T*ats"
Episode 12: "Farty Towels"
* Episode 6 does not start in front of the hotel
You're trying to catch up, with just your wee ones
Why ...how many have you got?
Fred likes them, can always tell when he is stalking them - chatter chatter chatter
Fred? ...who's Fred?
You can but try, otherwise Terry has offered to take it off you
He'd
snatch remove the offending article it in a trice!
Yeh, alright I'll believe you

, dad used to take me into the pub with him when I was little, went to one in Broome, and they had a lock-in after the lunchtime close up, and about 3 pm the local Bobby came in to get his pint and have a chat with the regulars.
My parents only took me to a beer garden a couple of times in summer, but once I discovered pubs, I never actually said I was going into the local, but that night it was raining, Dad just pulled up outside! ...so funny!

I'll bet he didn't say a word about it to my Mum!
Gosh, I was lucky to have him ..still say it to this day too!
"Farty Towels"

There are a few Dave Allen ones on You Tube
Yes, that and the Flowery one are what sticks in my mind!
...will the FT thread ever be the same
Seriously trish i am happy that you are finding some good ones from MB, I was only kidding about the strudel, but if you insist

It`s supposed to be like a juicy red apple ( not green ) so i don`t know if you will be affected, but i hope not.
The menthol are definitely good ...tried the Vanishing cookie tonight and it's promising! Try it again next week

I'll try the strudel so that I can see if it'll be OK for me, after that it's yours!
I'm ordering a Vamo from them this week. I'll have to check back with you on how it goes. It's my first order from China.
Should all go smoothly - I was apprehensive the first time, but everyone here had used them a lot, so I placed an order ..first of quite a number since
