Ha! My son would always come home with bumps and scrapes...no biggie, till one day he was running under the canopy over the school sidewalk and turned around to look, and went head first into a support beam. HUGE egg...they took him into the nurses office, and when she called me she was laughing so hard she could barely speak. maxwell had told her the house rule was "if the bones aren't sticking out, the blood isn't shooting more than 2', and it's not on fire, it's not really an emergency"...but she wanted me to know anyways.