Auto correct fails and You tube's service fails

[WolfeReign]

About to turn in for the night and i thought i would swing by you tube, and found out they have a new service which is a "interactive transcript". After watching a few video's on Grim Green, PBusardo, Vapor Chase and even my own, and having a great howl, i thought i would share how you tube needs to fine tune things. Of course i will pick on my own video here with copy of the transcript i got from you tube below that......On the same token if you have a funny auto correct or you tube transcript fail, please add it..

The Video:



And now the Transcript:

greetings institutions you're speaking to the one beyond me

constantine drake in writer

we'll put that up there

and today we're going to be do interview of two different heroes they are both

coming from vapor s

and

uh... this is a side note i don't know if you are like me where you name your

batteries

that's what i do like the bottom feeder

that was a cowboy and i will show you aurora

and constantine

well might make my namesake basically high has gone

i'll just let you know ahead of time

this is the uh... evil version two point five

this is the when evil

uh... first and fourth

this is the

apko uh... chroma believe yes this is the chrome

and thus the brass or the gold

with the batteries in

the

Edited so as it is not as long for the reader

 

[therealcmac]

I noticed this a while back, it is great entertainment in itself!

 

[WolfeReign]

I noticed this a while back, it is great entertainment in itself!

Some would say there is no secret as to my mental state LOL, but no i did not write it all out, i did use the drop down menu then i copy and pasted the whole thing....

View attachment 130067 If the picture loaded right this is where i found the button and when i pressed it got the dialogue box, i am seriously killing myself in laughter reading what youtube thought was said for a lot of video's

 

[fourtytwo]

You mean that is not what you are saying????
Here I am, watching your vids with the sound off and thinking that you are wrote all of those Chinglish user manuals...

 

[akphotos]

this is the uh... evil version two point five

HAHAHA

That was great

 

[WolfeReign]

i guess it depends who you talk to.....i could be the evil version

There is a whole bunch of video's with the whole transcript option, though i think it was released way to soon, as they need to tweak the voice recognition software lol

 

[DemonCleaner]

I don't know why anyone would make jokes about dry skin.

 

[WolfeReign]

I don't know why anyone would make jokes about dry skin.

pardon? I cannot believe i am going to be saying this....all be it with some failed tact i am sure

I do have some levels of Psoriasis but that is not where the jokes come from....but i am guessing you are younger by a lot then myself, as you never heard about a man and moisturizer or Vaseline? what are the school systems coming too.......that is where i learned all the best jokes for it

 

[Mindfield]

I know they had automatic subtitles available but didn't notice the interactive transcript. Just checked one of my short videos ... and yep, the interactive transcript is just about as accurate as the subtitles were. Which is to say that it makes the transcript look like a giant mad-lib filled in by a demented person.

 

[WolfeReign]

makes the transcript look like a giant mad-lib filled in by a demented person.

I Resemble that remark!!!!!!





umm wait, i do not think that is what i meant to say