Back Home and resting comfortably

[Pugzley]

Dear Dosma,

These are the top ten things you do not want to hear your doctor say while in surgery:

1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?

3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!

4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!

5 Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie

6 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

9 "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of 'em

10 What do you mean "You want a divorce?"


Glad you're doing well! Welcome back.

 

[dohsma]

Dear Dosma,

These are the top ten things you do not want to hear your doctor say while in surgery:

1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?

3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!

4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!

5 Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie

6 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

9 "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of 'em

10 What do you mean "You want a divorce?"


Glad you're doing well! Welcome back.

That's hilarious, I was literally LOL'ing for the whole post.

 

[martha1014]

Glad you surgery went well. Just be careful answering emails while your on pain meds...HaHa