King_C, your op made me smile, but I snorted with laughter at this:
You're all like:
Dear Diary,
I'm so happy! This is the best day I've ever had, and I know more are to come!
Love, Me!!!
Dear Diary,
Things are great, but weird. Well, maybe not great, definitely weird, but in a good way.
Cheers, Me
Dear Diary,
I am concerned. I can't talk right now, I think it can hear my thoughts.
Regards.
Dear Diary,
I know it can hear my thoughts, so sometimes I go online and type faster than I can think. Now, "December fifth, December fifth" echoes in my head as I try to sleep.
me
Dear God,
Please HELP ME.
Your servant,
Me.