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The best battery is called the The Big Bang made by Galaxy Power Systems. It is a cross between atomic fission and the harnessed energy of a tiny Black Hole that resides interdimensionally between two parallel universes. It supplies enough power to vape on only once per charge. However that's all you need because one hit delivers a lifetime supply of nicotine.

It is said that some unfortunate vapers have tried a second hit and that the effects are similar to a Triple Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. This is to have your brains grabbed and yanked out through your bottom and then get stretched over 100 million lights years then let go to snap back again. All while being forced to listen to bad polka music and watching the Broadway show Catz. However this is only a theory because no one who has ever taken a second vape off of The Big Bang has ever been heard from again.
 

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