Blind buys (placing blame if necessary! lol)

[James C]

Lol Dave but its free, so isn't that when you should take the shot?? Live it up baby!

And you def convinced me to play the game next time. Free juice here I come!

 

[CafeDigitalDiva]

have you read my post history? are you sure thats wise? i seriously doubt the asylum's guards will let you in.

Yeah JamesC. I'd tread with caution, cuz wheezal is, well, a wee lil' bit CAWAAAAZY!!! (but in a weird, whacky, strange, uncontrollable...running outta adjectives, kind of way). Oh, and did I mention adorable? Had to throw that in there, lest he get all upset!
jk my friend! Wheezal is the ULTIMATE COURT JESTER OF THE HALO NATION!!!!!

 

[wheezal]

Wheezal is the ULTIMATE COURT JESTER OF THE HALO NATION!!!!!

yay! i haf a place in society!

 

[DaveOno]

yay! i haf a place in society!

So do septic tank workers, crime scene cleaners, colonoscopy equipment test subjects, snotty Starbuck baristas, and lawyers.

 

[Fulgurant]

yay! i haf a place in society!

A jester unemployed is nobody's fool.

 

[wheezal]

So do septic tank workers, crime scene cleaners, colonoscopy equipment test subjects, snotty Starbuck baristas, and lawyers.

yeah, and now finally i dont haf to bow down to those mighty baristas anymore, with their cute butts and smug "i have a job and my car has 4 tires on it" attitudes!

 

[James C]

You guys are crazy lol. Wheezal, I truly wonder how you are in person?? That would be really entertaining to watch a day in the life of Wheezal! Haha

 

[wheezal]

You guys are crazy lol. Wheezal, I truly wonder how you are in person?? That would be really entertaining to watch a day in the life of Wheezal! Haha

i'm not, i am actually a very advanced algorithm that lives solely in the cloud. all of responses are preprogrammed responses based on content, tone, enunciation, spelling, moon phase, galactic alignment, pork belly prices, humidity, and alcohol content by volume.

 

[Anjaffm]

i'm not, i am actually a very advanced algorithm that lives solely in the cloud. all of responses are preprogrammed responses based on content, tone, enunciation, spelling, moon phase, galactic alignment, pork belly prices, humidity, and alcohol content by volume.

duh....
don't forget nic content in your liquid

 

[wheezal]

duh....
don't forget nic content in your liquid

updating auto-response......please hold.


hold....
hold....

error, syntax not recognized

hold....
hold....

error, too much teatree oil in shampoo, wave falling

hold...

update complete.

nic content now included in variable response algorithm.

 

[DaveOno]

duh....
don't forget nic content in your liquid

And the fact that wheez is fully pre-installed. See this thread. post# 54, 55.